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Posted by: Chicken N. Backpacks ( )
Date: October 11, 2017 05:16PM
A long time ago in Mormon heaven

God: "Satan, I know you're really upset that I chose your brother's plan over yours, but I'll make it up to you...I'll kill him off later, OK?"

Satan: "Geez, Dad, I thought *I* was supposed to be the evil one. But, whatever..."

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Posted by: badassadam ( )
Date: October 11, 2017 05:18PM
Re: A long time ago in Mormon heaven

Not just kill but brutally torcher.

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: October 11, 2017 08:13PM
Re: A long time ago in Mormon heaven

Satan: Wow, that's brutal. Couldn't you just, you know, *forgive* people without doing a human sacrifice of your own son?

God: Naw, where's the fun in that?

Satan: inches away slowly...

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Posted by: luckylucas ( )
Date: October 11, 2017 10:42PM
Re: A long time ago in Mormon heaven

Satan: And why would you want to make your spiritual sons dress ridiculously and make silly handshakes.

God: you don't understand the word funny, do you?

Satan: But you are their heavenly father...

God: Oh Lucifer, just shut up and I will give you the best lines in the endowment ceremony and I will tell the hinckster to give your role to Michael Ballam.

Satan: OK, Elohim it's a deal.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/11/2017 10:42PM by luckylucas.

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