Maybe it's only because I was a convert but I got the version of the story that the Holy Ghost descended upon Mary and some sort of twinkling made her become magically impregnated. It sounded kind of like artificial insemination to me. God wasn't actually on the scene. There was no orgasm so that made it holy somehow. How the HG got ahold of God's semen is the mystery to me because I was under the impression that in the Mormon myth God, JC, and HG are three separate beings.
Since "God's ways are not man's ways" I had to just scratch my head and say, "Oh, well."
William Law Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It happened the way all artificial insemination > happen. God came in a cup.
But it was a holy cup, right? Or would that make it all leak out...?? :)
If this were Sunday School, I'd bring up the possibility of Alien abduction and artificial insemination. So, Jesus was a human-alien hybrid. The star of Bethlehem was a spaceship. See, it all makes sense. Well, more sense than the gospel narrative.
Babyloncansuckit Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > If this were Sunday School, I'd bring up the > possibility of Alien abduction and artificial > insemination. So, Jesus was a human-alien hybrid. > The star of Bethlehem was a spaceship. See, it all > makes sense. Well, more sense than the gospel > narrative.
A long time ago, I saw a photograph of a horse who had just given birth to a zebra via embryo transplant.
As far as the mare was concerned, that was her baby.
So if you believe that God could create man at all, then it becomes no problem to believe He could have "somehow" have caused an embryonic Jesus to begin growing in Mary.
If DNA had been known of and there had been an ability to do the test, I feel certain that it would have shown that Mary was not the biological mother at all.
Heavenly father had sexual relationships with the Virgin Mary,and that is what Mormons believe. Mormons also believe that your brothers have different Heavenly mothers