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Posted by: notmonotloggedin ( )
Date: October 30, 2017 02:06PM

All siblings. Can you guess what church they belong to and where they live?

(Rolling my eyes).

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Posted by: Chicken N. Backpacks ( )
Date: October 30, 2017 03:17PM

Hey, if Joseph Smith can make up a buncha names, why not TBM's?

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Posted by: NormaRae ( )
Date: October 30, 2017 03:37PM

No, can you give us a hint?

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: October 30, 2017 03:54PM

"Terek" was a character in the mid-2000's "Flash Gordon" TV series...

So, like Joseph Smith, they didn't make that name up. They took it from another source :)

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: October 30, 2017 08:21PM

Wow. You are old enough to be an apostle.

:)

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: October 31, 2017 10:01AM

Almost, but not quite.
I'm also white and delightsome enough.

Just not dishonest enough :)

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Posted by: Jaxson ( )
Date: October 30, 2017 05:21PM

Had a family of kids in my ward once made up of Mary, Gary, Harry, Carrie, and Perry.

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Posted by: Hedning ( )
Date: October 30, 2017 07:09PM


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Posted by: MeM ( )
Date: October 30, 2017 07:51PM

.....Truly, Though That's Terribly Tacky!

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Posted by: CateS ( )
Date: October 30, 2017 08:07PM

What about Josh, John David, Jana, Jenna, Jessa, Joy Anna, Josiah, Jeddidiah, Jackson, Jennifer, Johannah, Josie and wait for it... Jinger! Plus about another 8 whose names I can't remember.

That stunt is the purview of the enthusiastic reproducers. I guess they think it's clever.

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Posted by: CateS ( )
Date: October 30, 2017 08:09PM

Plus, one of those girls had a kid of her own that she named SPURGEON!

What are these people thinking?

Religious nut-jobs.

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Posted by: catnip ( )
Date: October 31, 2017 01:28AM

They went by threes. One set of three had names beginning with J. The next set had names that began with T. The next set. . .you get the picture.

Last I knew, they were awaiting kid # 10. I don't remember what letter they were beginning the new trio with.

And they all had middle names that began with E. I don't know why.

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Posted by: kairos ( )
Date: October 31, 2017 05:52PM

And so where is Rudolph?

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Posted by: Mother Who Knows ( )
Date: October 31, 2017 02:59AM

My daughter married a TBM, and his gigantic TBM family have come up with some doozy names, such as "Diem" as in carpe diem, "Sedi,
"Zoei", "Lenzo", and another that I can never remember, because it is not a real name or even a real word, and it isn't spelled out phonetically. The rest of the girls have boy's names, like Smith, Eliot, Garet, Jensen. That will be fun, when they go to 6th Grade camp, and they are assigned to the boy's tents.

But "Spurgeon" is my new favorite! (I wonder if it's a girl?)

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Posted by: rhgc ( )
Date: October 31, 2017 01:37PM

Spurgeon was a very famous Baptist preacher in England in the nineteenth century - able to speak to thousands at a time - some voice! I have ten volumes of his sermons.

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Posted by: CateS ( )
Date: October 31, 2017 05:49PM

I know. I looked him up when she named her kid after him.

Apparently he was a very narrow minded Christian. I know--I mean VERY narrow minded and HATED the Catholics.

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: October 31, 2017 07:53AM

One of our local cops is named Zealand....he's originally from Cardston.

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Posted by: MeM ( )
Date: October 31, 2017 11:30AM

...but where did his daddy go on a mission?

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: October 31, 2017 09:55AM

I met Cubby Bear in 8th grade. He had an older brother named Teddy.

Q: "Who do you love?"

A: "I confess, Ima Pigg."

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Posted by: anonynon ( )
Date: October 31, 2017 11:53AM

elderolddog Wrote:
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> I met Cubby Bear in 8th grade. He had an older
> brother named Teddy.
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no way! I knew a girl in high school named Panda. last name: Bear. did Cubby and Teddy have a sibling?

what am I thinking. this was in mormon/Arizona. Did Cubby/Teddy have a cousin/aunt/niece/1st cuz once removed/ grandmother/great-aunt, etc. etc. etc. ?

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: October 31, 2017 12:41PM

Cubby was at Vegas High from 1958 to 1962. I went to a different high school, so I never met Teddy and never heard about a sister.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: October 31, 2017 07:15PM

damn it!!! I should NOT have relied on my memory!

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Posted by: valkyriequeen ( )
Date: October 31, 2017 10:11AM

When I worked in the COB, I came across the names of twins: Pete, and Repeat. I kid you not! There was also a Deseret.

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Posted by: gatorman ( )
Date: October 31, 2017 11:26AM

When I was an intern I went to a delivery of twins. Mother named them Male and Female- pronounced Molly and Femolly- all true.

Gatorman
Basketball team ranked #7

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: October 31, 2017 05:00PM

reminds of a definitely apocryphal obstetric hospital story:

A woman from a rural area in the south gave birth to twins, back in the day when the mothers got to spend some recovery time at the hospital. The fraternal twins were unexpected, so they had started over again in their name search, to get complimentary names for the boy and girl. She must have been listening to some conversation between the professionals, because she ended up naming them Urethra and Ureter.

True story! (that I read it somewhere...)

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Posted by: Dorothy ( )
Date: October 31, 2017 11:36AM

When I worked at Primary Children's Medical Center in the 80s, a Laotian couple named their kid Salt Lake City. They probably weren't even Mormon, just a funny story.

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Posted by: BrightAqua ( )
Date: October 31, 2017 11:39AM

I know of several catholic families with all the of the girls' first names being Mary. Of course, they did have different middle names.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: October 31, 2017 06:34PM

Hispanic Catholics do this as well: Maria this, Maria that...

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Posted by: Becca ( )
Date: October 31, 2017 12:03PM

I'd almost be tempted to think that there should be laws to protect children against crazy stupid names.

Do these people really NOT think about the consequences of their idiocy??

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: October 31, 2017 02:19PM

My birth family was Russel (sic), Richard, Rosalind, and Randall. Nothing too strange, but alliterative. (I'm not telling you which one I am.)

Thanks for all the great names, folks! I needed a name for a minor character in my novel, and decided upon "Tannon Brinkerhoff." Mormon enough for ya?

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Posted by: memikeyounot ( )
Date: October 31, 2017 05:57PM

My dad's first name was Arza, and I've discovered in looking at obits and cemeteries etc, that there are lots of men named Arza in Utah, assuming it's TSCC related, although his parents weren't active. His middle name was Lephell and he said his mom was having trouble with a name for him so she made that up. (He was child #9)

He had brothers named Delos, (they called him Los) and Ruben. The rest were girls and they were all fairly common names.

All of his adult life, he was known as Art, at least at work. When my parents got religion in about 1964, someone called him Arza and that kind of stuck until he died.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: October 31, 2017 06:37PM

Your dad was quite the fisherman!

Plus, nice shades!!

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