My good lady friend was staying at my place over the weekend. At about 1000 we finally shuffled awake and began making breakfast. I am in the kitchen when the doorbell chimes.

LF, "Fuck D, it's the mormon boys."

Me, " Okay, answer the door and tell them to go away."

LF, " Fine, I am not throwing on a shirt. They get to see my breasts this morning. I hope it makes their goddamned day."

Me, " Whatever, just get them off my steps."

The conversation went something like this, after I hear the door open.

LF, " We really are not interested in your cult."

Mishes, Complete silence.

LF, " What are you guys sporting a hard on? Have you never seen a womens breasts before." At this point I appear around the corner with a skillet and all my tattooed glory.

Me, " Hey guys, want some breakfast."

The mishes fled from my door step and peddled away on their bikes as fast as they could. Not, taking the time to put their helmets back on.

It made my morning but my friend was still pissed that they came to the door. Her hatred for TSCC is more bitter than mine.

Anyway, just thought I would share.

Maybe just maybe, the cult will adopt world wide a policy of not going door to door.

That's hilarious!!!

What a waste of a weekend. On the other hand, they got to see female breasts, so it couldn't have been a total waste. ;)

I know my friend won't mind me saying this next part. She is most asurdly not ugly and I hope they liked the show.

(Unless they are gay -- in which case the show may have meant nothing at all to them.)

Didn't even cross my mind.

Rebeckah Wrote:
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> What a waste of a weekend. On the other hand, they
> got to see female breasts, so it couldn't have
> been a total waste. ;)


Now, if only they had stayed for breakfast, then it would have been a triple win, if ya know what I mean! ;)

Skunk Puppet, you always make me laugh. I think you screen name is great too.

Okay that is mean!

I remember tracting and knocking on a door, this teenage girls comes and answers the door all bare cheseted...

Then her dad comes to the door and he was naked...

It was strange.

It was a hot day so they have been cooling off!

Father and daughter naked together? Strange by USA standards. Where did you do your servitude at?

I am afraid I can't answer that question because if I do people will know who I am :)

Just know I was very disturbed...and well I loved the navy boys all around me...but my companions wouldn't let me play!

Not to say the least as a girl it was a strange experience.

I don't think they were doing anything, who knows I just know she called him DAD!

Did you go overseas? That is all the info I wanted to know.

Well Yes...but not in the way you think.

In other words...not from America to somewhere else.

Did you see my response to your explanation about not knowing your friend likes you?

I'm going to hope they were nudists but the paranoid in me wonders just what was going on between dad and daughter.

AIC Wrote:
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> Okay that is mean!
>
> I remember tracting and knocking on a door, this
> teenage girls comes and answers the door all bare
> cheseted...
>
> Then her dad comes to the door and he was
> naked...
>
> It was strange.
>
> It was a hot day so they have been cooling off!

Unless they were husband and wife? Some couples do have a major age difference...

She was young enough that I doubt they were a couple.

Her "DAD" was very mad to see us so who knows.

It just didn't make sense to me, cause they were so comfortable.

I lived for those naked moments while tracting! It only happened a handful of times, but each one provided me hours of private entertainment. God bless Australia.

The first time it happened was purely accidental. I was fresh out, so I was standing somewhat behind my trainer when he knocked.

From within we hear a muffled, "Who is it?" It was woman's voice

"The Mormons," he replied.

The door swung open, revealing the woman completely unclothed with a huge smile on her face. In an instant, her face twisted into a mask of utter horror, and she slammed the door shut.

A moment later she reopened the door with a bathrobe on. She explained that she had mistaken my comp for her boyfriend and thought that the "Mormon" comment was a joke. Needless to say, she was not interested in what we had to say, and we left.

Ohhhhh what a welcome to a new missionary!

I love it!

That was great! That reminds me of the Video of the Austalian Comedian Who talks about the Mormon Missionaries banging on his door on Saturday Mormon. I know many have already seen this but it's due for a repost.

http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/54259/detail/

Now, don't be upset. Yes, I know my friend and I are not the most morally up right people to walk the earth.

Didn't you ever learn that rule; if you can't say something funny, keep you damned mouth shut. That is all.

Thumper's dad came up with that one, right?

:D

How many times did I watch this video and get offended?

Now I see huh?

You mean you've seen this video while still Mormon? I hadn't but wish a girl would have answered the door bare breasted when I was a missionary.

Yeah I saw it will MORGdified and I was very upset by it ...ahhhh brainwashing rocks! My friends tried hard to get to see so they were constantly sending me things

Of course it happened to me because I am a girl what need do I for boobs.

They were very nice ones too! My companion was mortified. I remember thinking I wish it was a guy in his glorious honour.

Something for all the doors being slammed, guns being wielded at me, dogs being set upon me, gangstas trying to abduct us so they could have a good time...

I tell you!

Poor boys are gonna be thinkin' about those breasts for the next three weeks. They might even have to talk to their stake president about it... if you know what I mean.

Loved the story! :-D

God, I hope they are thinking about them. All that means is my friend is attractive.

Funny thing, one of the mishes could not have been much younger than I am. I am 26 and my friend is 37, I hoped they liked the cougar show.

I was laughing so hard I was crying. Thanks for making my day.

O_o

I want some breakfast please :)

This is how I would have responded, with or without the companion tagging along.