Those of you attending to keep the peace will never have to sing the hymnbook version again, and you won't be able to hear it played without being reminded of this and restraining your loud laughter. Your TBM spouses will wonder what you're up to. It might be even funnier when imagined in typical Mormon congregation tempo (bored lackluster funeral dirge). Sing along everyone!

Sung to the tune of "Do What Is Right"
https://www.lds.org/music/library/hymns/do-what-is-right?lang=eng


Angels Above

Angels above are silent notes taking,
All that we do here they instantly know.
Give them an eyeful without any faking;
Do it with confidence – put on a show!

Heavenly Peeping Toms are unnerving,
Watching us take a dump, shower and pee.
Not only that, but they find thrills in perving
As we express ourselves sexually.

Voyeurs observe while Peters and Mollies
Act out a steamy sex fantasy scene,
Writing it all down and getting their jollies,
Like a bad bishop when grilling a tween.

Have they got dirt on those still unborn? No,
Just those with bodies of every sort.
Might as well let them take boatloads of porno
When they fly off to return and report.

Try what the church insists is immoral:
Swinging or bondage, whatever seems bold;
Hot new positions and maybe some oral –
Scrap inhibitions and aim for the gold!

(Chorus)
Do what you want in bed; stream it or podcast
Since we're all hopelessly screwed anyway;
We have been taught that our sins will be broadcast
On a huge hi-def screen at the last day.

Hey, thanks for the link to your most excellent parody tune now posted here for others to enjoy:

http://salamandersociety.com/slamtoons/mormmys/

If you have any more exmo tunes, I'd love to add them to The Mormmy's!

BTW, I had often thought about those heavenly beings watching my personal human sexual antics. More of TSCC's insidious shame game.

These should all be there, eh? http://www.WeirdAlma.com

He does an excellent job with his own material which is growing in quantity gradually. He's welcome to the Mormmy's but he's got his own grungy gospel gig going. LOL

Weird Alma actually gifted me his Straight Outta Cumorah album and it's very professionally done all by him.

Thanks!

That right there is what kept me in their clutches for far longer than necessary. What a horrible mind game they played. I felt guilt for even a thought that might get broadcast at the judgment day! Love the new take on that horrible hymn!