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Posted by: ziller ( )
Date: December 23, 2017 02:07PM

Today is Festivus ~

in b 4 ~ ziller's got a lot of problems with you people ! ~

and now RfM is gonna hear about it !! ~


just kidding ~ y'all know ziller loves you ~


anyway ~

let's share our Festivus miracles ~

ziller wanted to share this Festivus miracle with y'all ::


OK ~ so last night ziller fired up the 1987 chevy pickup and headed up to the corner beach bar ~

brb ~ long story / short ~

anyway ~ the barmaids somehow "over-served" ziller ~

so ziller decide to walk down the beach back to the beach shack ~

be ziller ~ brb ~ sleeping like a drunk baby ~

so anyway ~ this morning ~

after coffee ~

ziller walks back up the beach to the beach bar ~

AND THERE WAS ZILLER'S TRUCK PARKED RIGHT WHERE HE LEFT IT !!! ~

(sorry all caps but) ~

IT WAS A FESTIVUS MIRACLE !!! ~


plz share your Festivus Miracles ~ thx

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Posted by: Shummy ( )
Date: December 23, 2017 02:14PM

In on the happy.

Happiness runs in a circular motion.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: December 23, 2017 02:26PM

What I like about being happy is the devotion of my friends (and lover) to fostering it! Naturally, I try to return the favor, but I don't think anyone is keeping score.

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: December 23, 2017 02:27PM

Wow. Ziller! And it all happened without a prayer! Or paying money. Or promising to be celibate. That is a true miracle.

Last night I went outside and looked up for no reason and there was the rocket launch happening at that second. Pitch black sky. Bright light plowing through glowing more than any star ever, even Kolob, and leaving a glowing trail hundreds of miles wide and long shimmering into the night.

The Festivus Star! A true miracle. Like, for sure.

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Posted by: Soft Machine ( )
Date: December 23, 2017 03:04PM

Nice miracle, Ziller! I can just feel that burning in my (sadly overdeveloped) bosoms ;-)

Have a happy one.

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Posted by: boilerluv ( )
Date: December 23, 2017 04:01PM

Before coming in to work this morning, I saw that my son had his Festivus tee (dark red with green lettering and holly on it) up on the wall next to the whiteboard in the kitchen, and written on said whiteboard, "Happy Festivus"! He called me a while ago and said he was still searching for a pole to put up and told me to prepare for the airing of the grievances, of which he has a number, and then for the feats of strength. I'm 76 years old, so I'll just forfeit on the feats of strength, but I can match him grievance for grievance. Looking forward. :)

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Posted by: montanadude ( )
Date: December 23, 2017 07:26PM

Thanks for sharing the Festivus miracle Ziller.

Did you air your grievances? The only true way to celebrate Festivus.

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Posted by: NormaRae ( )
Date: December 26, 2017 03:21PM

It's fitting that Festivus and Joseph Smith's birthday is the same day. In the 1840s, all the women would air their grievances about JS on that day. He would always celebrate his birthday by asking a young female if she wanted to get his pole up so he could show her his feats of strength.

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Posted by: GregS ( )
Date: December 27, 2017 02:07PM

I got up in the middle of the night to relieve my bladder and, though I've successfully made the journey to the bathroom in the past, I successfully made the journey again.

What are the odds?

Mind boggled!

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Posted by: Amyjo ( )
Date: December 27, 2017 10:48PM

Happy Festivus Ziller!

Love your story with a happy ending.

Be well.

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