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Posted by: Amyjo ( )
Date: January 05, 2018 04:21PM
If God is watching us from a distance ...

At least we can be entertaining ...

;-)

~ so sayeth a local DJ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lN4AcFzxtdE

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Posted by: Jonny the Smoke ( )
Date: January 05, 2018 06:07PM
Re: If God is watching us from a distance ...

"If God is watching us from a distance....."

Do we look like ants to him?

And does he have a magnifying glass?!?!

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Posted by: Aquarius123 ( )
Date: January 05, 2018 06:14PM
Re: If God is watching us from a distance ...

Jonny the Smoke Wrote:
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> "If God is watching us from a distance....."
>
> Do we look like ants to him?
>
> And does he have a magnifying glass?!?!


Oh no! It's suddenly too hot here! I feel like I'm going to burst into flames!

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Posted by: Babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: January 05, 2018 07:16PM
Re: If God is watching us from a distance ...

Finally, an explanation for spontaneous human combustion.

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Posted by: Amyjo ( )
Date: January 06, 2018 06:58PM
Re: If God is watching us from a distance ...

Where is it written the earth will destroy itself by fire? (2 Peter 3:7)

Is that spontaneous enough for you?

;-)

Actually I wrote a paper on the subject of SHC in a forensics science course. It isn't as mystical as it sounds.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: January 06, 2018 07:06PM
Re: If God is watching us from a distance ...

Were pyrotrons involved?

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Posted by: incognitotoday ( )
Date: January 06, 2018 08:08PM
Re: If God is watching us from a distance ...

Part of a great song. However, he’s watching from far away because of non-heavenly deoderant and awful aftershave. Hi Karate anyone? Brute? Poison (named for a reason)?

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