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Date: June 01, 2011 04:03AM
The mormon church tells us we all are god's children. Even Satan and his followers are our brothers and sisters. We came to this earth because we proved valiant in the battle between our rebellious brothers and sisters. What I don't get is if heaven is supposed to be perfect, how come there was a war there? The Mormon heaven has wars and disfunctional family feuds.
Now we are here to be tested. Oh boy oh joy, if you are born to LDS temple married parents you were really favored by god. So the Mormon god plays favorites.
Then we need to be sealed to each other to be a family. This sealing costs 10% of your gross income and signing your entire life away to the church so you can be sealed to a certain number of people when according to church doctrine, everyone on earth are your brothers and sisters anyways. If we are already brothers and sisters and our glory in the next life is dependent on our performance here, why the need for the sealing mumbo jumbo? Oh I get it, another control mechanism to make you pay the church and give it control over you and your family.
Then after all this temple marriage/sealing mumbo jumbo you get to thinking. Do you really want to be stuck with these people forever? The universe is a mighty big place, wouldn't you rather end the game played here and start new relationships with other people in the next life? Heaven to me is variety. It seems to me if everyone is perfect anyways why the need for the family unit in heaven? It would just be funner to be lovers but then if you think about it, you would be having sex with your sisters and brothers. If you are temple married, you married your sister and brother. It's all incest in the Mormon heaven.
The whole Mormon eternal family thing makes no sense. It's too limited for the ever expanding universe and god. What's funny is the whole thing is geared on paying a tax free organization some notes printed by a private central bank than print them out of nothing. Basically the only thing that gives the US Dollar or any other fiat currency it's value is there are enough idiots around that will accept it as a trade for a tangible good or services rendered. So by saying God wants your money is the same thing as saying God is an idiot, just like the dumb people here who trade hours of their life and real assets for some pieces of paper. Well God wants that worthless paper in exchange for a temple recommend and everything else you have or will have to marry your brother or sister so you can be eternally sealed together in a heaven where everyone is family anyways. In short, what's the point? I have to pay a lot of money and waste my life so I can be eternally married to my sister? Sounds like hell to me.
If anything, the Mormon God is as greedy and stupid and Mormon heaven is one big disfunctional family who marry and have sex with each other. Not only that, one of your brothers can be married to several of your sisters at one time. My question is how many can you have? If one has more than the other it's not fair. What happens if we both want the same sister? Is that what sets off those heavenly wars? Basically, why waste your life here busting your butt to earn something that is not that great in the first place. The problem with Mormonism is it's product totally sucks.
Also, lets say you married a dark skinned woman in the temple because you just had a fetish for dark skinned women. You were hot for her sexually because of her looks and then you loved her personality, got married, you are happy and then in the next life, she turns white. I don't know Haile Barry looks better dark than she would pale skinned but in the Mormon heaven everyone is white and delightsome whatever that means.