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Posted by: God ( )
Date: January 11, 2018 12:48PM
My last calling before leaving the LDS Church was being God. (n/t)


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Posted by: saucie ( )
Date: January 11, 2018 01:22PM
Re: My last calling before leaving the LDS Church was being God.

Were you any good at it?

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Posted by: Cheryl ( )
Date: January 11, 2018 01:57PM
Did leaving the morg mean giving up being God?

Couldn't you go with another church or just be a free lancer?

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Posted by: sunbeep ( )
Date: January 11, 2018 02:12PM
Re: My last calling before leaving the LDS Church was being God.

Were you a Good God or a Bad God?

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Posted by: saucie ( )
Date: January 11, 2018 02:28PM
Re: My last calling before leaving the LDS Church was being God.

Evidently, Ghawd's not talking.

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Posted by: Badassadam1 ( )
Date: January 11, 2018 02:47PM
Re: My last calling before leaving the LDS Church was being God.

Never does...never does.

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Posted by: messygoop ( )
Date: January 11, 2018 04:29PM
Re: My last calling before leaving the LDS Church was being God.

FYI

The propaganda film in the Mormon temple makes you look like a wuss. Also, Stan has better lines than you. Better get busy.

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Posted by: severedpuppetstrings ( )
Date: January 11, 2018 04:55PM
Re: My last calling before leaving the LDS Church was being God.

So...how did you really feel about the Priesthood Ban?

Did you really threaten Horny Joe with an angel and sword if he didn't practice polygamy, or was he really the sick bastard I think he is?

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Posted by: presleynfactsrock ( )
Date: January 11, 2018 05:55PM
Re: My last calling before leaving the LDS Church was being God.

So God do you have an exit story that I've missed hearing?

Can a God, such as yourself, succumb to just being sick of hearing everyone's wants and petty needs?

Were you just tired, worn to the bone and needing to head to the Bahamas for a whole lot of beach time?

What exactly is your story God?

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