We all know that it doesn't matter what he says. All that matters is that it's going to be said in 27 different languages!!!! That makes it very important!!!! Tuesday morning? Way too important to conform to "prime-time." People need to take time off their jobs to hear this!
I want everyone to know that I know that gawd has finally spoken again because here I am the person who is so very anxious and so chosen to lead this church and to possess finally all this awesome power finally.
Power is such a blessing and I can't think of anyone who is so ready and so able to use it. Nope, no one more than me. I have big plans you know.
Keep paying your tithing so that my big powerful plans can come to fruition. Oh, let's see, you probably won't know that big word.....it means that my big powerful plans will happen. I will not disappoint you, But, do remember to pay your tithing and search for others that need to pay their tithing.