Congratulations and welcome to the big red chairs Brother Oaks.. your wife must be thrilled. I prayerfully selected you because you too also rubbed all your hair off on the headboard as I did.
Russell: Did you see the coffee enema thread on RFM? Oaks: Yeah, what a bunch of sphincters. Russell: Well, later in the Rectory we are going to, er, aa, would you prefer decaf or regular?
"OK, First Off, some new secret handshakes! Since the public is on to our old ones. Some really strange ungainly uncomfortable unusual ones, like this, that will be much harder for outsiders to guess. "