When we were taught long division in 4th grade, Mrs. Rausch made it so fascinating that not just a few of us would stay in the class room to work on long division problems on the blackboard, while Mrs Rausch and the other teachers spent their break in the teachers'lounge doing unspeakable things to each other, or playing slot machines.

It was very innocent fun.

So I have decided to find a circle in heaven, measure both the diameter and the circumference, and then divide the diameter into the circumference, long division style, on an infinite blackboard, to see if it ever rounds out.

Cuz I gotz ta know!

What are your plans, if you wake up dead on the other side?

I would like to understand all the 'mysteries' on earth and tour the universe. I could speak directly with the 'spirits' that accomplished those mysteries if we continued.

However, as I understand it based on experiences, we will be studying our previous earth life and planning our next incarnation. That doesn't mean we can't understand all the 'mysteries' on earth and explore the universe also.

spiritist Wrote:
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> I would like to understand all the 'mysteries' on
> earth and tour the universe. I could speak
> directly with the 'spirits' that accomplished
> those mysteries if we continued.
>
> However, as I understand it based on experiences,
> we will be studying our previous earth life and
> planning our next incarnation. That doesn't mean
> we can't understand all the 'mysteries' on earth
> and explore the universe also.


I would never want to go thru mortal life again

I hear you!

Most people who believe in reincarnation believe that the life you get is somewhat based on how you behaved in your last life. Some say you plan it or choose it. Some say it's based on "what you need".

My daughter suffered every day for 18 years and died by suicide.

If someone willfully gave her that life, they're a monster.

She certainly would not have chosen it for herself.

I believe you get a life that's largely random and when it's done--that's it.

Thank Gawd.

Dorothy Wrote:
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> I hear you!
>
> Most people who believe in reincarnation believe
> that the life you get is somewhat based on how you
> behaved in your last life. Some say you plan it or
> choose it. Some say it's based on "what you need".
>
>
> My daughter suffered every day for 18 years and
> died by suicide.
>
> If someone willfully gave her that life, they're a
> monster.
>
> She certainly would not have chosen it for
> herself.
>
> I believe you get a life that's largely random and
> when it's done--that's it.
>
> Thank Gawd.

Exactly. All anyone has to do is look at part of the world today, or look back into history, and know, that for most people, life is brutal and wholly unjust. Fighting to survive.

Why would ANYONE choose to live a life like that.

I would never want to live another mortal life. Ever.

I would never want to go thru mortal life again.
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As a human, that was exactly my thoughts when I started getting past life experiences!

The best book to read, based on past life regressions via hypnosis, is Newton, Journey of Souls.

It is suppose to be 'optional' to live other lives, however, it appears 90+% do it. It would be 'very, very, unlikely' that this is your 1st incarnation.

However, it is ok to believe what you want ---- you will not have to think seriously about it until you have your 'memory' restored in the 'in-between life'. I think we will both think differently based on being probably 'millions' of years old.

I'm millions of years old and I keep choosing to come back to earth?

So then, ...I'm not that bright. Shame on me.

elderolddog Wrote:
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> I'm millions of years old and I keep choosing to
> come back to earth?
>
> So then, ...I'm not that bright. Shame on me.
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It is a fact you are human now. However, I never said you have only had 'earthly' incarnations.

The 'Universe' is full of 'life forms' you could incarnate into if that is what is deemed 'what you and soul group need the most'.

That decision is yours when all is said and done but you definitely have assistance in that decision.

I have a feeling I'll be spending eternity fending off the advances of Lucifer.

The phrase, "giving it up for eternity" springs, creepily, to mind...

elderolddog Wrote:
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> When we were taught long division in 4th grade,
> Mrs. Rausch made it so fascinating that not just a
> few of us would stay in the class room to work on
> long division problems on the blackboard, while
> Mrs Rausch and the other teachers spent their
> break in the teachers'lounge doing unspeakable
> things to each other, or playing slot machines.
>
> It was very innocent fun.
>
> So I have decided to find a circle in heaven,
> measure both the diameter and the circumference,
> and then divide the diameter into the
> circumference, long division style, on an infinite
> blackboard, to see if it ever rounds out.
>
> Cuz I gotz ta know!
>
> What are your plans, if you wake up dead on the
> other side?

If there is life after death, I would like to continue on with associating with those that I know, get to know others, continue to learn about all that there is to learn.

You know, basically a continuation of this life, but hopefully less stressful

eternity will be like the movie "groundhog day".

Nuh-uh!! If it were so, Spiritist would have told us!

You know I have your back when it comes to 'spiritual' subjects.

That sounds like hell to me.

I hope to upload my consciousness. And explore infinite variety from there along with everything else.

Probably taxes.

These questions could drive a man crazy.

I will read and buy books and tape the white kitty fur off my clothing.


And listen to this :


https://youtu.be/c6gpa8nUa70



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aw, now you went and made me get misty...

Awwwwwwww. I have tissues .

Jesus get me a barf bag haha.

I will probably spend eternity non-existing. If not, then I'd want to spend it in an endless orgasm.

okay, sure, but after half of eternity, what will you do for fun?

I really am a Dorothy downer today.

Look up the story of the poor woman who had hundreds of spontaneous orgasms every day. Not a happy story.

I have thought that constant and non-stop sex would actually be miserable. Only mormons think it would be great.

I'm going to build the largest Hadron Collider ever built in heaven and make God jealous with my science experiments.

Then I'll play "I spy with my little eye..." with my friends.
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And make God jealous again because I can spy God but he will never see himself. Being able to do something God can't do, it will be the apex of a heavenly existence.

Have you cleared this with Koriwhore...?

I'm going to need to see a permission slip.

FYI, my former Stake President's name was Koriwhore and he signed the inside of my green apron, so I'm golden.

It isn't hard to do something that god can not do i promise.

Be kind. Not murder people. Not have a monstrous ego that needs constant worship. Not hard at all.

Be careful with Blondie tonight Badass. Dude, you are having back surgery tomorrow so you might want to put aside some of that Godlike power! Or not!

... heaven is like staying at your grandparents' place... for all of freaking eternity! A never-ending weekend with your grandparents! Does that sound like fun?

Don't forget the uncle who worked for the church...

Live in a spacious Greek type mansion with art deco furnishings and tame wild cats,in beautiful surroundings,lush foliage outside, pools, columns etc.
Parrots in the trees,horses in the meadows,ocean views in the distance.
Forever learning, interacting and going to parties with other like minded people.
I'll probably also give time helping others, as long as it can be done from a distance.
I know one thing - I will never go into an earth life again.

I know one thing - I will never go into an earth life again.
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Remember me commenting on that statement when you start planning your next incarnation in the in-between life and shoot me your 'thought' then!

NO MORE INCARNATIONS, thank you very much.

Visit other planets and engage in genetic engineering. That's what all the other advanced life forms are doing with their eternal lives, so it must be fun!


Peace

K

I would marry all of Joseph Smith’s wives. That would keep me busy for a while.

I'd take care of a lot of dogs and cats, too.

ipo Wrote:
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> I'd take care of a lot of dogs and cats, too.


Im there, with you....

I hope to be able to spend it happily and productively, with my family and friends.
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But then there's the movie, "'Till the Clouds Roll By'", where a black slave is forced to 'lift bails of hay' all day, with his body 'aching and racked with pain', who sings, "I'm tired of living and 'fraid of dying".

I'll hope the best for you, if you won't mind hoping the best for me.

I'll be playing golf.

Meteorites are really sliced golf balls...

I'm planning on being a valet at the golf club. I'd get to drive all the coolest cars...

Sleep and visit loved ones. Accept apologies from the people who died TBM.

And afterlife has no meaning without an after-afterlife.

Oh, yeah! Eternity²!

Visit my parents, aunt, and other relatives, play with all my cats who of course will be there too, listen to beautiful music, a lot of it Irish, and fly over all the lovely places I did not get to see on earth. And of course, watch over my descendants like a good grannie.

IF there is an afterlife, which I am hardly sure of.

A lifetime membership at national parks. (That's my wish for this lifetime, post-retirement.) The price went up in January for lifetime passes 62 and older from $15.00 to $85.00. Greedy buggars. And [at least some of] the national parks have been shut down since Friday! Refund!

So I can be a regular visitor, and cycle to my heart's content.

If that's too much to ask for, I'll take what I get.

Most likely it will be some form of eternal progression. If there is no progression we would either stagnate or regress.

There is that possibility as well.

Or, as my rabbi has commented, God gave us life. He can take it away. For rabbi that would be the equivalent of hell, the annihilation of the spirit ie, soul. Only the most evil souls deserve such a fate, according to him.



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I'm doing it!

You made me do a double take and I hurt my literary neck!

Is that good or bad?

Double Take? What did you think it said? Thanks elderolddog

It's good; it's very good!

You connected to, pointed out that, this mortality is part of 'all eternity.' So we've already begun doing something for all eternity. We've been doing it all along.

I would like to meet all my ancestors and other interesting people who lived here and changed life for the better. I would like to do all the fun things I didn’t get to do on earth. I never want to redo a second estate again. I am totally done with the mess here.

Becoming fertilizer

There will probably be a walmart in eternity.

and I'll always get in the slowest line... But at least I won't be late for anything.

Haha good call old dog. Hopefully there is a 15 items or less line, figure you won't need much if you are immortal.