Must they submit at any time of the husbands sexual demand?

Of course not. Who enforces that? The husband? the Bishop?There should be no "submission". What it should be is "consensual".

I know a couple that has sex on a bisensual basis. Seems to work okay for them...

Sight. Hearing. Touch. Smell. Taste.

Which 2 would you keep, and which 3 would you leave out of the act?

Oops...did I say "you", señor perrito viejo? I meant, uh, "they". Um..yeah..thaaaaat's what I meant.

Inquiring minds want to know.

(Come to think of it, can you really leave touch out of the equation? I don't think so. How? Somebody, surprise me.)

I was referring to two sensual people (in theory), not just two senses. I can be monosensual, as well as bisensual...

I know I took liberties, but then, when don't I?

Uh....no.

If it was a doctrine, my wife would be apostate!

No. Sex is not required. This is Mormonism. Remember?

Wait. That means members marry TSCC rather than one another.

Wives are PERMITTED - not required - to screw [with] the leasthood: their husbands.

Ask Joey, he's the ultimate authority on this matter...

Can I get spanked with Ensign magazine while watching shark week on TV ?

Only if you DIY.

That's not kinky is it?

M@t

If the woman won't give him enough sex and if he cheats on her, then the Bishop will blame his cheating on her and more or less give him a free pass when it comes to church discipline.

The women always have an advantage in that arena though. If a man randomly asked 100 women for sex, he would probably get slapped in the face (or worse) 99 times, and get laid once. If a woman asked 100 different random men for sex, she would probably get laid 99 times and one man would politely decline, probably because he is gay.

"Me Lay" Marsten, the 'cutter' in Tokyo who took care of the senator's son, in the book and movie, MASH.

He would approach 100 women and ask, "Me lay, you lay?" and get laid once.

Weird how the brain works...

It does, but Only if U spell 'priesthood' correctly...


just sayin'

Nothing "requires" a wife to have sex (unless being a 'wife' [see object] - of certain men, or women - is a prerequisite).

My ex certainly thought (and said) that it was my job to help him overcome masturbation by giving him enough sex.. It was my responsibility to not make him sin...

Only insofar as they are required to procreate.

What else is Mormon eternal marriage for if not to populate their own world via baby factories?

In God's master plan, he delegated that authority to mere humans. It seems Mormons have not evolved to that level of being as yet.

At least seven times, by my count of six siblings plus me.



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More requirements? Sounds like Mormonism.

My late Catholic wife never got that memo...lol....she did the scheduling....lol

Good one RB? Peace

I like what loislane said (couldn't have said it better myself).

Does having a wife count as submitting to the leastood?

That is the funny thing about the mighty priesthood. You submit to it only if it is a righteous command, or if the priesthood holder is righteous.

So if a wife isn't interested in obeying, all she has to do is declare her husband's demands as unrighteous.

And of course, with all the anti-sex messages in church, that isn't hard.

The keys to sex are much more powerful than the keys to the priesthood. If I invoked the priesthood to demand sex, my wife would laugh at me.

Priesthood holders are puppets.

Yes! If you are a man who has submitted to the Power of the Priesthood, you must have a wife to have sex.

One wife will do, but if you want to make it to the Celestial Kingdom, you must have wives, plural.

And of course, you can have sex with any woman you want to, so long as you are married to her.

Lois