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Posted by: ExMormonRon ( )
Date: June 02, 2011 01:34PM

How many of y'all took to growing facial hair when you left the morg? And, more importantly, were you disappointed when you could finally let yourself go with facial hair only to find out that all you could muster was some patchy peach fuzz? LOL I know many that were disappointed.

Just wonderin'...

Ron

If any women respond, I'm going to assume you have facial hair.

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Posted by: Gwylym ( )
Date: June 02, 2011 01:35PM

I've had a moustache since I got off my mission in 1977

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Posted by: jessica ( )
Date: June 02, 2011 01:36PM

My dh grows a beard, what's the big deal on facial hair anyway? It's never stopped him whatever it is.

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Posted by: Primus ( )
Date: June 02, 2011 01:38PM


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Posted by: ExMormonRon ( )
Date: June 02, 2011 01:40PM

I had a full, dead on dark red beard when I left. Now, 15 years later, it's 1/2 white. LOL Shila says it's sexy. I say it's age. :)

Ron

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Posted by: Timothy ( )
Date: June 02, 2011 01:40PM

... there's enough hair on me arse to weave an Arapaho Indian rug and then some!

Timothy

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Posted by: Anon455 ( )
Date: June 02, 2011 01:46PM

Yuck, Timothy, too much visualization possible here!

I know men react with visceral fear on this subject, but perhaps a good waxing????? Your little tush would be bright and cheerful!

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Posted by: ExMormonRon ( )
Date: June 02, 2011 01:47PM

Waxing? Be a man, Timmy..... duct tape!

just sayin'...

Ron

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Posted by: Timothy ( )
Date: June 02, 2011 01:52PM

I'm thinkin' blow-torch!

That's how to handle it in a "manly" fashion!

Timothy

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Posted by: spaghetti oh ( )
Date: June 02, 2011 01:52PM

Duct tape, shmuct tape, use a belt sander, Timothy!

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Posted by: Anon455 ( )
Date: June 02, 2011 01:53PM

I have it on the best evidence that duct tape tends to leave areas untouched....or rather still in their original, hairy condition. So, poor Timothy would have to endure several ductings to achieve a satisfactory result! But on the bright side, he WOULD prove his manliness!

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Posted by: Timothy ( )
Date: June 02, 2011 01:54PM

I find nothing unmanly about that!

Timothy



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/02/2011 02:18PM by Timothy.

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Posted by: AmIDarkNow? ( )
Date: June 02, 2011 02:05PM

"several ductings"
I'm not likin the soound of that. I'm not likin the sound of that at all!

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Posted by: Anon455 ( )
Date: June 02, 2011 02:08PM

We women DO know what we're talking about. "Ductings" I said and indeed "ductings" I meant! Come on, Tim, that WOULD be a "manly" thing to do, i.e. to prove on the field of hygienic combat how brave you are!

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Posted by: Timothy ( )
Date: June 02, 2011 02:56PM


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Posted by: spintober ( )
Date: June 02, 2011 03:25PM

Those of us more folically challenged in that area are jelaous of that hairy arse. And a man with a hairy anywhere is hot to me!!!

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Posted by: ziller ( )
Date: June 02, 2011 02:00PM

Grand Paw Paw (a never-mo) would have said,

“Why cultivate something on your face that grows wild on yer ass?”

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Posted by: Raptor Jesus ( )
Date: June 02, 2011 01:41PM

Always got shit for it too going to church. Mission was the only time I've ever been completely clean shaven for longer than 3 days straight since my body pubated enough.

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Posted by: tony ( )
Date: June 02, 2011 01:47PM

...and kept it the whole time I was in! Nobody ever said a word to me about it, including when I was a veil worker at the Boston temple.

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Posted by: Gwylym ( )
Date: June 02, 2011 01:48PM

I was a veil worker at the Mesa temple with a moustache and poneytail.

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Posted by: Rod ( )
Date: June 02, 2011 01:49PM

this summer, I'll shave tee to look like the dad on "junior vs senior" motorcylce rebuild show. I'm also getting a tatoo to match my marine son. Love wearing the wife beaters now, lifting weights, and tannin'.

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Posted by: helamonster ( )
Date: June 02, 2011 02:01PM

But then my hairline started to recede. So I chopped my hair again. I didn't want to be "that guy".

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Posted by: Charley ( )
Date: June 02, 2011 02:02PM

I've had a full beard for years now. Three or four years ago I shaved then took a picture. After seeing how I look clean shaven I haven't shaved since. I'm about due for a trim now, starting to look like Grizzly Adams. Or Kenny Rogers.

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Posted by: bingoe4 ( )
Date: June 02, 2011 02:03PM

As soon as I got home from the mission I grew a goatee. The only time anything was ever said was when I was in the singles ward. The Bishop was tough in that type of thing.

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Posted by: Choke ( )
Date: June 02, 2011 02:07PM

Mine's gray and scraggly, makes me look like a wino.

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Posted by: m ( )
Date: June 02, 2011 02:48PM

rubbed all my hair of my head on the headboard!

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Posted by: Rebeckah ( )
Date: June 02, 2011 02:57PM

Besides, I'm going through menopause and starting to grow a moustache so I almost qualify. ;)

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Posted by: Adult of god ( )
Date: June 02, 2011 03:26PM

of course. But I qualify! I have one black hair that grows at the corner of my mouth. I pull it out with a tweezers when it grows long enough for me to feel it flapping around. About 3/8's of an inch.

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Posted by: Rebeckah ( )
Date: June 02, 2011 03:28PM

I WILL NOT tolerate a moustache on my face.

Men, on the other hand, are welcome to them. ;)



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Posted by: exmo99 ( )
Date: June 02, 2011 03:08PM

My job wouldn't let me have facial hair for the brief time I was a member, so it didn't really matter.

I have a goatee and my wife won't let me grow a mustache or she 'withholds' certain things and I like those certain things very much so I keep that nice.

If I want to look 3-4 years older I keep it grown out. If I want to look 3-4 years younger - I shave. I never look my age (got my momma's looks thank God).

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Posted by: my2cents ( )
Date: June 02, 2011 03:18PM

As soon as I returned from the mission, I grew a moustache and had long sideburns. I shaved those off after about 3 years cause I got tired of it.

I've gone scruffy for up to a week, now and then, but there's way too much gray in there now to grow anything permanent.

But, I've always wondered why the church has such a burr under its saddle about facial hair. Didn't God create us with it? And since every prophet up to David O. McKay had a full beard, growing one or not seems to just be about appearances and nothing else.

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Posted by: guy noir, private eye ( )
Date: June 02, 2011 03:37PM

I don't think I ever saw a pic of Joe with a beard...

just sayin'

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Posted by: deb ( )
Date: June 02, 2011 03:19PM

Ron, I hope you are recovering well from you surgery. hope it's all going great for you.

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Posted by: The StalkerDog™ ( )
Date: June 02, 2011 03:30PM


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Posted by: Timothy ( )
Date: June 02, 2011 03:38PM

Yer young pup, Yer Young Pup!

Timothy

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