"A candidate in the race for a South Texas state House seat has reportedly received $87,500 in campaign donations — more than half of which is made up of deer semen.

The Dallas News reported Thursday that Ana Lisa Garza, a district court judge running a primary challenge against eight-term Democrat Ryan Guillen, has received $51,000 in in-kind donations to her campaign, listed as individual donations of frozen deer semen straws.

The containers are reportedly a common way for deer breeders in the state to donate to political campaigns. Garza's campaign has valued the straws at $1,000 each."
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OK all you RfM men. We need to get to work to donate to Mitt's campaign.


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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/03/2018 10:11AM by Dave the Atheist.

There aren't enough LOLOLOL's for this!!!! Good lord!!

so 51 straws ??? ~

pffft .plz ~

those are amature numbers ~

ziller pledges to personally furnish 1000 straws to Mittens ~

OMG This is so sick! Laughing so hard! Bless you Dave.

Dave, you're a twisted, demented, man. That was hilarious.