Let's see what the creative minds of this community can compose. I'll start with one or two.

"You've aged well for a 20-year-old!"

"Oh what rapture will fill your bosom!"

Thus spake Mujun.

An angel with a flaming sword ...

I have something none other has. Secrets. Rare earthly wisdom. Heavenly faith beyond belief. A heart full wasl of promises and a mouth that [just] won't stop (lying).

M@t

P.S. - this damn comment wasn't supposed to go/ be here. It should be at the ficken end. But hell I'll just leave it.



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They must have been good.

"His words astonished me and almost took my breath—I Sat for a time amazed and finally almost Ready to burst with emotion ..."
http://mit.irr.org/in-sacred-loneliness-plural-wives-of-joseph-smith

"Would you like to hold to the iron rod?"

"I know you're only 14, let's just call you 'a few months short of your 15th birthday,' OK?"

"Yes, you'd be wife #34 -- but you'd be my 2nd favorite!"

Is your bosom burning like mine? Lemme see

"Come out to the barn with me. I have something I really want you to see."

but I only have eyes for you! ...and you're almost 15!

May, 1843

"Wanna go to Heaven?"

Wanna go to Heaven again?"

"Wanna be anointed?"


"Wanna second anointing?"

Here girl, sit on my lap while we read the book of mormon and we can talk about whatever comes up ;)

Care to feel the power of the priesthood?

Better yet, want to hold the priesthood?

DAMN!!!

Your husband can only be married to you in this life. I can have you FOREVER!!!!

"Mrs. Burke, I thought you were Dale! Oh, well, I'll take you both."


That's for the old farts amongst us....

Have you ever heard the tune,
"Hold To The Rod, the Iiiiron Rod?"
Yeah, thats not a suggestion!

You know what's white and delightsome and tastes most delicious above all other things? My Iron Rod. Now hold to it with your mouth!

You know Ive been through an "Endowment" ceremony, right?

"Have you ever seen a priesthood member naked?"

You do know "Priesthood" is just a euphamism for penishood, right?
And who is more endowed than me huh?

I need thee every hour... and bring a friend.

wanna see MY flaming sword?

I'll Share It with you...



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Yes, I am happy to see you, but that’s a seer stone in my pocket.

Let us go down.. (On each other).

You are so hot you made an angel's sword catch fire.

Your family will receive eternal rewards, and all I want is half an hour once a week.

I'm the Mayor, Chief Justice, General of the army, and prophet of god, all at the same time. And if some other title will get me in your skirt, I'll name myself that too.

Did you know that in Reformed Egyptian your name means "does Joseph". It's a sign.

Yeah I'm good - just ask your sister and your Mom.

I had a vision about you. Moroni appeared in the sacred grove and ordered me to sleep with you.

“See, I told you if you rubbed the bulge a Boner would appear!”



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Welcome back, Boner!

This is the funniest thing I've read in a while. Oh, they're all just so wrong.