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Posted by: What The What ( )
Date: March 12, 2018 03:19AM

Southbound I-15 Bountiful Utah, A billboard about laser vagina treatments?

BTW, I'm a guy and trying to figure this one out.

What is this?
Is this a real thing?
Mormon fetish surgery?

I travel all over the country for work and have never seen this before. Is this related to the Utah's boob billboard mania?


Slightly spooked father with daughters.

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Posted by: knotheadusc ( )
Date: March 12, 2018 04:35AM

Um... wow...

I'm speechless.

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Posted by: Jane Cannary ( )
Date: March 12, 2018 11:49AM

Provides great benefit to post menopausal women. Estrogen therapy doesn't work for some or isn't appropriate for women who are at risk for cancer, for example.

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Posted by: StillAnon ( )
Date: March 12, 2018 12:10PM

Utah, Salt Lake and Utah Counties, are the #1 per capita markets for plastic surgery. Not LA, not Orange County. Utah. And yes, it's related to the cult. When you pop out 6 kids in 9 years a lot of 33 year old women no longer have the body of a a 33 year old woman.

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Posted by: Devoted Exmo ( )
Date: March 12, 2018 01:26PM

This is the reason. And with all those plastic surgeons, they've got to have new procedures to keep the ladies coming back for more.

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: March 12, 2018 01:27PM

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Posted by: cl2 ( )
Date: March 12, 2018 01:42PM

Couldn't we do it on TV like Sonobello? (sarcasm)

Luckily, I had ONE C-section. Many women can't do any jumping up and down without wetting their pants even ones who haven't had 6 or more kids.

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/12/2018 01:42PM by cl2.

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Posted by: tumwater ( )
Date: March 12, 2018 04:54PM

Did a google search for

"laser vagina treatments"

I learned more than I ever wanted to know.

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Posted by: Hedning ( )
Date: March 12, 2018 05:17PM

I don't think I ever heard the word uttered until I went away to college.

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Posted by: SL Cabbie ( )
Date: March 12, 2018 09:46PM

I get trips to Davis and Weber counties fairly regularly these days, and I always have trouble with fatigue when deadheading back...

This will keep me alert... :)

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Posted by: moremany ( )
Date: March 12, 2018 11:27PM

That's weird.

How does a laser treat a vagina?


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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: March 13, 2018 12:09AM

I googled it. Now I'm qualified to perform the procedure.

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Posted by: scmdnotloggedin ( )
Date: March 13, 2018 06:35PM

Dave the Atheist Wrote:
> I googled it. Now I'm qualified to perform the
> procedure.

You're seriously not a whole lot less qualified to perform the procedure than some who advertise it.

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Posted by: logged out this week ( )
Date: March 13, 2018 01:16AM

Wait, you can say "vagina" in Utah now?

There was a play a number of years ago called "Puppetry of the Penis." Remember that? One of the late night hosts (either Leno or Letterman) had one of the "puppeteers" on the show, and because of the word "penis," that night's show was not aired in SLC. There were no demonstrations of course; all it took was mention of the forbidden body part to get banned.

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Posted by: anonculus ( )
Date: March 13, 2018 02:17AM

Laser vagina
Children at your feet
Wonder how you manage to make ends meet...

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Posted by: Babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: March 13, 2018 03:07AM

Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind, anytime

Is the billboard south of a fork in the road?

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Posted by: Hedning ( )
Date: March 13, 2018 02:47PM

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Posted by: dogzilla ( )
Date: March 13, 2018 09:28AM

This doesn't sound like some sort of plastic surgery for vanity purposes. This is a treatment for a real medical condition.

"Some women suffer from vulvovaginal atrophy after menopause. The vagina becomes dry and sometimes smaller, causing pain during intercourse.

“In some cases, women with this condition can’t have intercourse at all,” Dr. Paraiso says. If you have these symptoms, you may be a candidate for vaginal laser treatment.

The treatment also may be ideal for women who can’t take or don’t want to take vaginal estrogen — or who haven’t responded to it or a similar therapy. This includes women who’ve experienced vaginal atrophy after breast or ovarian cancer, for whom vaginal estrogen may not be an appropriate treatment."

"After examining a patient to rule out infections, a doctor applies numbing cream to the vaginal opening. The laser treatment, which takes minutes to perform, places tiny holes in the vaginal lining. This treatment results in new blood flow and healthy tissue growth.

“Vaginal biopsies have proven that the vaginal wall grows thicker with stronger and more elastic tissue and new blood vessels,” Dr. Paraiso says."

Because women are worthless if you can't fuck 'em, amirite? /sarcasm

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Posted by: AnonEx ( )
Date: March 13, 2018 09:45AM

"slightly spooked" - you're a funny guy. Had to laugh. Your post is almost as funny as me (a guy) trying to explain what I think I may know - I believe it's a sort of a post-metapausal rejuvenation procedure. I think it accentuates sexual pleasure that is lost due to the affects of metapause, but I may be wrong. If I am right, isn't it sort of odd that this sign would be up like that in mormondumb because Mormon women don't like sxx do they? Seriously though, I wonder if they have to advertise that because the market is not a normal market. I don't see that around here. It's like having to advertise for vasectomies in Utah - not a huge market.

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Posted by: Razortooth ( )
Date: March 13, 2018 11:02AM

17 year old Mormon guy: "What's a vagina?"

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Posted by: Dorothy ( )
Date: March 13, 2018 11:11AM

Sure, there are legitimate medical reasons for surgery "down there".

There are also a lot of women who want tidy, porn star looking vulvas. (That's the part you can see.)

Even in Utah, I'm sure a lot of women have ditched hair and granny panties.

My friend had five kids, got a divorce, and added a little labial surgery to her boob job. More power to her.

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Posted by: cricket ( )
Date: March 13, 2018 02:35PM

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Posted by: StillAnon ( )
Date: March 13, 2018 03:46PM

You're asking for a snapper pic, just to be clear?

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Posted by: cricket ( )
Date: March 13, 2018 06:16PM

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Posted by: sd ( )
Date: March 13, 2018 05:47PM

the laser vibrate? That might be a treatment worth exploring.

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Posted by: DaveInTX ( )
Date: March 13, 2018 10:44PM

Down here in TX where I live I remember a big billboard my vanpool used to drive past every day for a Plastic surgeon in Sugar Land. It read "Why settle for A's and B's when you can have C's and D's?"

This was a play on another billboard advertising one of the companies selling help for students to get better grades.

Have also seen the billboards for Vagina Laser therapy down here. No pictures, just words....

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Posted by: moremany ( )
Date: March 15, 2018 12:46PM

It's hard to believe something you can't see.

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Posted by: Jonny the Smoke ( )
Date: March 15, 2018 12:53PM

Sounds like Dr. Evil in Austin Powers....

Dr. Evil: I asked for frickin vagina's with laser beams attached to them and you give me boobs?!

Number 2: But they're mutant boobs, very aggressive.

Dr. Evil: Mmmm, well, Okay.

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