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Posted by: Chicken N. Backpacks ( )
Date: March 17, 2018 01:22PM

Great.

My wife's birthday is in July and I already bought her an expensive gift.

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Posted by: Kathleen ( )
Date: March 17, 2018 01:33PM

I better check my horoscope for that day.

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: March 17, 2018 01:38PM

Thanks for the heads up. That gives plenty of time for going over the guest list and figuring out the menu. Funeral Potatoes sound very appropriate for this occasion. No?

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Posted by: pugsly ( )
Date: March 17, 2018 01:41PM

I won't have to pay the car taxes! WooHoo.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: March 17, 2018 01:52PM

Will this tend to spoil pie and beer day ?

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Posted by: slskipper ( )
Date: March 17, 2018 02:12PM

Okay, here's the deal: if it doesn't end on that day, can we all agree that maybe the Bible is perhaps in some slight way just possibly mistaken?

Nah, can't say that. Ever. It is always us who are wrong. Never the Bible.

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Posted by: baura ( )
Date: March 17, 2018 03:53PM

The Bible mentions all but one of the following. Which one does
it not mention:

Leviathan
Dragon
Cherub
Satyr
Cockatrice
Satan
Giant
Behemoth
Talking donkey
Dinosaur
Demon
Angel
Seven-headed beast
Talking Snake
Witch
Unicorn

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Posted by: Nli ( )
Date: March 18, 2018 12:38AM

Satan

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Posted by: Ich liebe Laibach ( )
Date: March 18, 2018 07:18AM

Ever heard of aymbolism?

Does anyone really think Russia is a bear or the USA is an eagle? Or that Canada is a giant leaf?

p.s. The satyr references are mistranslations.

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Posted by: Anon 3 ( )
Date: March 18, 2018 10:08AM

The beaver is the national animal of Canada. Not mentioned in bible. It will not take part in the apocalypse.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: March 17, 2018 02:16PM

Isn't it a shame that the person who finally does make the correct prediction won't be able to reap any benefits from having done so?

Can anyone think of a way to make such knowledge pay off AFTER the event? If you were so pious as to not want to profit from this knowledge, it would probably mean that you wouldn't believe that you could have this knowledge, since the bible says no one will know the day of his coming.

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: March 17, 2018 02:20PM

NY Times header: "World To End April 24; Women and Minorities Expected To Suffer the Worst"

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Posted by: Shinehah ( )
Date: March 17, 2018 03:31PM

Is it end of the world time again already? Seems like we've had that every few months lately.

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Posted by: Anon 3 ( )
Date: March 18, 2018 10:10AM

The apocalypse in which pres. Trump fires the world. They may have to up the date.

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Posted by: olderelder ( )
Date: March 19, 2018 03:58PM

Shinehah Wrote:
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> Is it end of the world time again already? Seems
> like we've had that every few months lately.


I'm still hungover from the last apocalypse.

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Posted by: Birdman ( )
Date: March 17, 2018 03:50PM

I love Christians - they never tire of being wrong (there's got to be a retread joke in this someplace).

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Posted by: Hockeyrat ( )
Date: March 17, 2018 11:18PM

Maybe he’s waiting for the end of hockeyrat season and the Stanley Cup,

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Posted by: Hockeyrat ( )
Date: March 17, 2018 11:19PM

Meant hockey season

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Posted by: catnip ( )
Date: March 18, 2018 12:31AM

It strikes me as very petty-spirited, on their part.

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Posted by: Makepeace ( )
Date: March 18, 2018 07:15AM

Not unlikely this year since some people in NATO are really getting behind the next world war just now.

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Posted by: Kathleen ( )
Date: March 19, 2018 05:13PM

Cl2, I think we have the same birthday.

It didn’t occur to me that we July kids will be missing our b’days. I better return my twin’s birthday gift before the receipt burns up in the apocalypse!

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Posted by: anon2day ( )
Date: March 18, 2018 12:56PM

Guess I'll schedule a big block party. Go out with a bang! Or have a great time.

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Posted by: Chicken N. Backpacks ( )
Date: March 18, 2018 03:32PM

I forget--should I stock up on the giant Costco toilet paper packs or not?

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Posted by: nli ( )
Date: March 18, 2018 11:26PM

Whenever someone assures me that the world will end on date X, I tell them that even they don't believe it. Of course they assure me that they do. I tell them that I can prove that they don't really believe. So...

"How much money do you have in your bank account right now?" I ask.

"If you really believe that the world will end on date X, you will have no reason NOT to give me a certified check for that amount, payable on date X plus 3. Will you do that?

Of course they won't, and offer some kind of lame excuse. QED

Nobody! believes those predictions, not even the ones making them.

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: March 19, 2018 09:28AM

Aww, my daughter's 3rd birthday is June 25th.

You know, I don't think I'll cancel the party...:)

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Posted by: Badassadam1 ( )
Date: March 19, 2018 03:10PM

Time to get the kayak to kolob ready.

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: March 19, 2018 06:03PM

I'll be at a drag race, catching some rays and drinking beer.

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Posted by: tamboruco ( )
Date: March 19, 2018 06:04PM

I thought Harold Camping died - is be back? Resurrected maybe?

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