Anything about sexual abuse.

I'm thinking that the sustaining of church leaders and the new apostles will be done exclusively in their satellite broadcasted solemn assembly. That way no "opposed" voices will be heard.

That would be great. End the sham of unanimity and "voting."

You won't here these type of testiphonies from the GA's as they bear solemn witness:

"...and I bear you my witness that Joseph Smith was a prophet of the living God, that he had multiple wives even as young as 14, 15, 16, 17, and 19, lied about it all, but he do so to protect that which is sacred."

"..and I bear you my witness of the BOM that is it the word of God for these latter days, and true there may be no empirical, geographic, linguistic, scientific, or any other evidence of any kind - but it was transcribed by a man who said it was true - that's good enough for me because I am a f***** moron."

Making Family (values) FIRST in our lives

next, Honesty, Kindness, Respect for others.


not.gonna.happen.

Russell M. Nelson:

"Every Friday night in the temple I have a beer with Jesus."

"Heavenly Father loves you. His Love is unconditional."

Like!

So you're saying Rob Porter can forget getting named as a GA???

They will tell you that sexual abuse is as much the fault of the victim as the abuser.

They did this once before, they'll do it again.

That speech was the last conference speech I listened to kn its entirety.

1. We support the freedom of the press to investigate and report incidents of abuse within the church and its leadership.

2. Here’s how much money the church really has, an electronic report is available for download on LDS.org

3. Given the research, coffee and tea aren’t as bad as we’ve taught. Come celebrate the grand opening of Starbucks in City Cteek Center; have a latte on us by showing your temple recommend or by flashing your favorite tattoo!

4. We teach the philosophies of Joseph mingled and mangled with scripture.

5. With all the millions we’ve spent, we still can’t dig up a Nephite coin.

6. We apologize for ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...



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BYU Boner Wrote:
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> 4. We teach the philosophies of Joseph mingled and
> mangled with scripture.

Love it.

We teach a bastardized form of Campbellite-inspired theologies mingled with 19th Century American Folklore and Swedenborgian/Masonic thought that Joseph taught and we also teach his Neo-Christian New World stories that he mixed with The Bible and his mangled scriptures. We also promote these ideas with church corporate policies which have more weight than them in administering these theological ideas.

Elder Berry Wrote:
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> Anything about sexual abuse.

Of course. They know NOTHING about sEX anything.

How about FREE Agency?
That's out, without a doubt.

M@t

replaced by / how about 'moral agency'?


also:


11th Article of Faith? yup, that's down the memory hole!

moremany Wrote:
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> Elder Berry Wrote:
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> without a doubt.


You just made Dieter Uchtdork very happy, moremany!!



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Christ is the Head and directs this church - as prophets, seers, and revelators, we speak with Him frequently - just as Moses of old.

Women will now have the priesthood.

Children will no longer be asked sexual questions in interviews.



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The truth.

Jesus died to save us ALL.



God is Love. (Yeah, definitely the unconditional love thing)

and all the needs of your family are met.

"To our dear, faithful Brothers & Sisters...

This is the 'Age of Information';

We, as your Brothers & leaders in Christ's gospel have been made more aware of some Information currently as compared to the past...


In the normal course of our spiritual deliberations, we have learned that a Limited number of cultural items have been mistakenly woven into gospel teachings...

We now have prayerfuly decided to end any confusion that may have inadvertently occurred.

These items May have included some of the following:

Advice against certain forms of sexual initimacy and masturbation

Advice against chaste nudist & clothing-optional recreation, when wholesome & building family bonding, social & body acceptance.

Advise to have (very) Large families, more children than appropriate

That whole Black / Priesthood prohibition thing...

As Always, we urge Caution in adapting to new ways new ideas, new information...

May the Lord in his (or Her) infinite wisdom Bless You, Amen.



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'To our dear, faithful Brothers & Sisters...Tithing is out, polygamy is in, and MTC Provo will fly a rainbow flag as part of LGBT history month. Hie to Kolob'

There won't be a dying baboon preaching blood.

“The Purifying Power of Gethsemane”

There won't be PR guy preaching about pride from a predecessor.

“Beware of Pride”

There won't be a small factory management expert preaching about laws.

“The Mediator”

There won't be that same PR guy preaching sound bite of how to "be."

“A Prophet’s Counsel and Prayer for Youth”

There might be a never a mother preaching about motherhood.

“Are We Not All Mothers?”

There won't be the aforementioned baboon preaching against evolution and calling old Brigham a heretic.

“The Seven Deadly Heresies”

https://utahvalley360.com/2014/05/27/10-great-pre-2004-general-conference-talks/

So I infer you are implying that speakers at conference will say things which are boring or insignificant?

They will never say that they are wrong.

They never say they are right either. They only say they are righteous. It is quantum entanglement for religions.