For those that are not clear on how to answer questions on a temple recommend interview, here is a help list.

Questions with yes answers will get you in temple, no answers disqualify you:

Drink 10 bottles or more of Mountain Dew a day? Yes

Eat doughnuts and cake for breakfast? Yes

Drink Kool-aid or Fruit Punch? Yes

Grind up coffee bean, pour hot water over and drink it? No

Work at homeless shelter all day Sunday and miss church? No

Pay 10% of income to church? Yes

Give 25% of income to needy families, none to church? No

Wear boxer-briefs and tee shirt? No

Wear underwear that goes down to your knees, 24 hours a day, with marks of masons on them? Yes

Believe a man that married teenagers without his wife’s knowledge is a prophet of God? Yes

Masturbate? No

Believe that 15 old men all in Salt Lake, alive today, see Jesus? Yes

Won’t speak to your grown children because they won’t go to your church? Yes

Helping your son move all weekend and have a beer with him? No

Eat bacon, steak, hamburgers, chicken, sausage, hot dogs, and ham every day, even in summer? Yes

Drink tea with your salad? No

Which interview questions did I miss?

Dude, I missed all those questions... guess i'm screwed!

I think you covered it quite nicely :)

Forgot the part about (not) enjoying intimacy with your S.O.;

where's the fun in THAT?

Temple Question #69...

Have sex with your spouse at least 6 to 8 times over the course of a 60-year marriage that produces 6 to 8 children? Yes!

Have a flirty fun wild anniversary weekend with your best friend in the world (that waited 2-years for you and you married) with gorgeous ocean views, room service and over-the-top candlelit dinners followed by hours of "honeymoon" style foreplay and sex? NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

Or so it seem to me...