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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: April 07, 2018 12:40AM
Checkmate, Atheists !

If there is no God, why do meteorites
always land in the center of craters?

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Posted by: uhhsoyeah ( )
Date: April 07, 2018 12:52AM
Re: Checkmate, Atheists !

I thought I was firmly atheist, but you convinced me otherwise.

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Posted by: Brother Of Jerry ( )
Date: April 07, 2018 02:00AM
Re: Checkmate, Atheists !

Ok, now prove you aren't koriwhore. :)

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Posted by: Badassadam1 ( )
Date: April 07, 2018 05:39AM
Re: Checkmate, Atheists !

Because they are badass that's why.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: April 07, 2018 06:06AM
Re: Checkmate, Atheists !

If there is no God, why are bananas often yellow?

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Posted by: Cabbie nli ( )
Date: April 07, 2018 08:44AM
Recycling an Oldie...

Even Benson snorted over this one...

Q: What's the worst part about being an atheist?

A: Not having anyone to talk to when you're making love...

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Posted by: steve benson ( )
Date: April 07, 2018 08:47AM
Since there are some who shout out their own name, that's not a problem. (n/t)


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Posted by: steve benson ( )
Date: April 07, 2018 08:46AM
WOW! God's a hot-shot good shot! (n/t)


Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/07/2018 09:47AM by steve benson.

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: April 07, 2018 10:50AM
Re: Checkmate, Atheists !

Well, evidence doesn't get any better than that!

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: April 07, 2018 10:56AM
And meteors always burn up in the atmosphere. Too big a coincidence. (n/t)


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Posted by: schweizerkind ( )
Date: April 07, 2018 01:41PM
So do artillery shells! (n/t)


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Posted by: baura ( )
Date: April 07, 2018 02:41PM
Re: Checkmate, Atheists !

And why were remains of Neanderthals found in the Neander Valley?

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: April 07, 2018 09:06PM
A serious note, if I may:

What we're joking about is called "the Texas Sharpshooter Fallacy," where a gunman shoots at, say, a barn wall, then paints a target it around it.

Hope that doesn't spoil further jokes.

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