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Posted by: Smudge ( )
Date: April 11, 2018 12:49AM
My Ex-Mo Toy Idea!

It should be easy since it's not really a new invention...
Just a Magic 8 Ball that you shake and the little die inside gives you an answer to a question.
Only the interior, instead of a billiard ball, is a smooth, banded, chocolate-colored seer stone!
If anyone wants to patent it or market it, go ahead; I'll just be happy to see this thing in existence!

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Posted by: Smudge ( )
Date: April 11, 2018 12:49AM
I meant exterior, not interior. (n/t)


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Posted by: pipesmokingbunny ( )
Date: April 11, 2018 12:54AM
Re: My Ex-Mo Toy Idea!

Or better yet, it looks like the liahona and has voice actors from the Book of Mormon programmed into it with profanity sprinkled throughout.

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Posted by: Smudge ( )
Date: April 11, 2018 01:03AM
Re: My Ex-Mo Toy Idea!

The toy line could be called "Curious Workmanship".
At times the needle in the Liahona could randomly start spinning around and the voice would say "You've been masturbating, haven't you?" or it could say "Go back to Jerusalem, you forgot to bring your crap."
There could also be shades or party glasses that look like Urim and Thummim specs.

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Posted by: dinosaurprincess ( )
Date: April 11, 2018 12:41PM
Re: My Ex-Mo Toy Idea!

OMG patent this right now. Lol!!! Seriously the Liahona is just begging to be turned into a "mind maker upper" like the one we got for Christmas from a friend. You ask it a question and spin a ball that glides on ball bearings to various answers like "buy", "sell", "pray" and "ask your mom"!

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Posted by: Jonny the Smoke ( )
Date: April 11, 2018 12:55PM
Re: My Ex-Mo Toy Idea!

The "answers" should be....

That's not required for your eternal salvation.

You need to contact your Bishop.

That's not the question you should have asked.

Ask later, I'm having a stupor of thought.

That will be revealed in the hereafter.

Fast and pray about it.

What would the prophet do?

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Posted by: Smudge ( )
Date: April 11, 2018 05:36PM
Re: My Ex-Mo Toy Idea!

Yes! Thanks Jonny, I'm so glad someone wittier than me came up with some actual answers for it.

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Posted by: severedpuppetstrings ( )
Date: April 11, 2018 01:11PM
Re: My Ex-Mo Toy Idea!

I was thinking a dart board in the shape of the Liahona with Joseph Smith or Brigham Young's face in the center.

Or, Brigham Young's face in the center, with the then twelve's faces not to far.

Maybe I'll have "Fuck Them All" somewhere on the bottom. because that's how I feel about them.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: April 11, 2018 01:15PM
Re: My Ex-Mo Toy Idea!

Here is an idea!

http://stinkertoads.blogspot.com/2011/10/lds-missionary-nutcrackers.html

Missionary nutcrackers!

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Posted by: zenjamin ( )
Date: April 11, 2018 01:22PM
Re: My Ex-Mo Toy Idea!

And here, I thought it was a different kind of toy . . . :-/

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Posted by: Jonny the Smoke ( )
Date: April 11, 2018 06:00PM
Re: My Ex-Mo Toy Idea!

Where's Ziller?

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Posted by: enigma ( )
Date: April 11, 2018 01:25PM
I'm waiting for...

The Emma, Eliza, and Helen tri-pack of fetish dolls

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Posted by: dinosaurprincess ( )
Date: April 11, 2018 01:46PM
Re: I'm waiting for...

Lol this reminds me of when I was a teen and a young women leader and I were fantasizing about Captain Moroni and how hot he probably was, being large in stature and all that. We joked about making a romantic graphic novel about it.

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Posted by: enigma ( )
Date: April 11, 2018 01:55PM
Re: I'm waiting for...

In the words of Jehovah:

It shall be done!

Hahahahaha!

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Posted by: zenjamin ( )
Date: April 11, 2018 01:58PM
Re: I'm waiting for...

"Let Us go Down"

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Posted by: enigma ( )
Date: April 11, 2018 01:59PM
Re: I'm waiting for...

It is WELL!

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Posted by: sonofthelefthand ( )
Date: April 11, 2018 03:38PM
Re: I'm waiting for...

Then return and report.

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Posted by: enigma ( )
Date: April 11, 2018 01:59PM
Re: My Ex-Mo Toy Idea!

It is WELL

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