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Posted by: Heartless ( )
Date: April 14, 2018 04:22PM

I was at the gem show at the Ogden fair grounds.

There was this crystal, transparent, about the size and shape of an egg.

I took off my hat. Put the stone in it and held it up to my face.

I didn't but it. The damn thing didn't glow. Must have been broken.

I did get a lot of odd looks though.

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Posted by: karin ( )
Date: April 14, 2018 06:46PM

lol
Should have tried a few more stones. Maybe it's like getting a wand. The stone picks it's master and you needed to try out a few stones til you 'felt' the right one.

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Posted by: angela ( )
Date: April 14, 2018 06:51PM

lol

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: April 14, 2018 07:58PM

I think you'd have better luck with an ordinary piece of schist. The geologist’s Boner.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: April 14, 2018 08:01PM

Boner, you are totally the schist!!!

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: April 14, 2018 08:04PM

You, too, Bro! We both know we were slate in the pre-existence!

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Posted by: kathleen ( )
Date: April 14, 2018 08:12PM

LOL
:)

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Posted by: dinosaurprincess ( )
Date: April 15, 2018 10:24AM

Lol I think I saw that same stone at the Sandy gem show! Was so tempted to buy it and wave it in the face of my tbm relatives. Haha

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Posted by: rhgc ( )
Date: April 17, 2018 06:15AM

Even better: You could have bought it put it in a hat in front of your friends and said you could read a new book, etc.!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/17/2018 08:07AM by rhgc.

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Posted by: Cheryl ( )
Date: April 15, 2018 12:42PM

His father found it as a young man and gave it to DH. He took it to an exmo conference in Las Vegas, put it in a hat, and passed it around for everyone to get a close up look. He was a little nervous that someone might pocket it, but it was returned to him without incident, except for giggles and guffaws and a little hooting.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: April 16, 2018 02:33PM

ROTFLMAO!

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: April 15, 2018 12:49PM

LOL! That's great.
Maybe you should have muttered the correct Reformed Egyptian code words.

I love going to the gem and mineral shows. There are so many beautiful things to see from nature.

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Posted by: William Law ( )
Date: April 15, 2018 10:49PM

Replace the batteries first.

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Posted by: sonofthelefthand ( )
Date: April 16, 2018 12:36PM

It only works in secret and on the second full moon of the summer harvest.

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Posted by: presleynfactsrock ( )
Date: April 16, 2018 07:28PM

Funny stuff.

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Posted by: Amyjo ( )
Date: April 17, 2018 03:35PM

Crystals are good only in the light, to catch the colors of the rainbow and give you a prism effect.

Sounds like you had fun though, and isn't that what counts?

:)

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: April 18, 2018 11:16AM

LOL!

But he could lead people around the country organizing them for his family's personal gain.

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