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Posted by: anybody ( )
Date: April 23, 2018 09:48AM
No Rapture Today.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/949759/end-of-the-world-today-david-meade-rapture-date-what-happens-nibiru-earth-doomsday

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: April 23, 2018 10:13AM
Re: No Rapture Today.

Dang !!!

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Posted by: Soft Machine ( )
Date: April 23, 2018 10:28AM
Re: No Rapture Today.

I agree, it's disappointing. I had cleared my desk and everything.

It's never nice being stood up!

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: April 23, 2018 10:44AM
Re: No Rapture Today.

Aww, and here I was looking forward to all the fundie christians disappearing today.
Shoot.

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Posted by: Moe Howard ( )
Date: April 23, 2018 10:48AM
Re: No Rapture Today.

Dam, what am I going to do with all this wheat?

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: April 23, 2018 11:13AM
Re: No Rapture Today.

I was outta popcorn anyway.

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Posted by: Kathleen ( )
Date: April 23, 2018 12:38PM
Re: No Rapture Today.

Yes, the rapture did take place today. We filthy wretches are what’s left. Ya might wanna see if your *worthy* friends are answering the phone.

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: April 23, 2018 12:54PM
Re: No Rapture Today.

kathleen Wrote:
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> Yes, the rapture did take place today. We filthy
> wretches are what’s left. Ya might wanna see if
> your *worthy* friends are answering the phone.

Nobody I know disappeared.
So either it didn't happen...or I need a better class of friends :)

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Posted by: Aquarius123 ( )
Date: April 23, 2018 07:00PM
Re: No Rapture Today.

Hahahahaha kathleen!! That's great!!!

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Posted by: Badassadam1 ( )
Date: April 23, 2018 07:05PM
Re: No Rapture Today.

kathleen Wrote:
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> Yes, the rapture did take place today. We filthy
> wretches are what’s left. Ya might wanna see if
> your *worthy* friends are answering the phone.

For some reason i gave you a pirate voice in your post. Arrr ye filthy wretches sweep the poopdeck. Kathleen the pirate queen.

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Posted by: Shinehah ( )
Date: April 23, 2018 12:47PM
Re: No Rapture Today.

Really difficult to keep track of all the end of days, days we are having lately.

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Posted by: eldorado ( )
Date: April 23, 2018 02:02PM
Re: No Rapture Today.

My kids were dissapointed;we always have a last meal dinner(we have had a few. Has it been rescheduled?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/23/2018 02:02PM by eldorado.

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Posted by: Soft Machine ( )
Date: April 23, 2018 02:11PM
That's a great tradition. I shall adopt it :-D (n/t)


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Posted by: thedesertrat1 ( )
Date: April 23, 2018 05:04PM
Re: No Rapture Today.

Aw shucks!!!

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Posted by: Badassadam1 ( )
Date: April 23, 2018 07:02PM
Re: No Rapture Today.

thedesertrat1 Wrote:
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> Aw shucks!!!

I was going to say aww schucks haha beat me to it.

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Posted by: Chicken N. Backpacks ( )
Date: April 23, 2018 05:58PM
Re: No Rapture Today.

I slept in today because of bronchitis, did I miss it?

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Posted by: ookami ( )
Date: April 23, 2018 07:40PM
Re: No Rapture Today.

Just when I was getting my hopes up (#sarcasm).

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Posted by: matt ( )
Date: April 23, 2018 08:22PM
Re: No Rapture Today.

Thank goodness for that!

They can be very painful.

Oh. Sorry, I thought you said no rupture today! ;o))

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Posted by: tumwater ( )
Date: April 23, 2018 08:36PM
Re: No Rapture Today.

The April 23, 2018 rapture has been cancelled until further notice.

Stay in contact with your HT and your Bishop for updates on the inspired new date when it's deemed appropriate for the faithful consumption.

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Posted by: Aquarius123 ( )
Date: April 23, 2018 09:08PM
Re: No Rapture Today.

Thank goodness. I would had to have missed my son's Lacrosse championship game.

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