Go ahead...touch yourself!

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2016/may/10/masturbation-month-sex-toys-tips-sexual-health

(imagining Boyd K. Packer's head exploding helps)

Does *international* mean Utah, too?

I’m not even sure if interplanetary would include Utah. They (i.e. the Mormons) are in a world of their own.

From the article, “Adults who are 25-29 years old are the most likely to have masturbated at least once in their lives – but those numbers do not necessarily tell the whole story”

This is FAKE NEWS! 25-29 year olds are most likely to have masturbated at least once! Sure, what population did they study—people tied in straight jackets bolted to cots with their parents and Boyd and Mark taking turns watching them?

((Sigh)) however, commemorative months should not go uncelebrated, but do we only want to masturbate during May? This is a dilemma. I say, let’s use this time to recommit to wankering!



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Done!

ziller can confirm this thred ~


ziller has masterbated at least once ~


brb ~ would do again / 10 ~

I am doing my part to celebrate.Little Factory is working just fine.

I manage to abstain on days that don't end in y.

Why?

Ohh now you tell me........

Dammit! I thought that was LAST month. I've got some catching up to do.

Now what's the saying, "May showers bring June flowers"

This topic has been discussed a lot on RFM but it never seems to get out of hand.

Don't need to BE a member to join, But:

You have to Have a member....

(No apology, thank U)

I thought April was? Oh well, I’ll celebrate again I guess.

Oh I see this has already been used. Move along.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pljyjiIMH9o

Tra la, it's May, the lusty Month of May
That lovely month when everyone goes blissfully astray
Tra la, it's here, that shocking time of year
When tons of wicked little thoughts merrily appear

It's May, It's May, that gorgeous holiday
When every maiden prays that her lad will be a cad
It's mad, it's gay, alive, a lust display
Those dreary vows that everyone takes, everyone breaks
Everyone makes divine mistakes
The Lusty Month of May

Whence this fragrance wafting through the air?
What sweet feelings does it's scent transmute?
Whence this perfume floating everywhere?
Don't you know, it's that dear forbidden fruit

It's May, the lusty month of May
That darling month when everyone throws self-control away
It's time to do a wretched thing or two
And try to make each precious day one you'll always rue

It's May, it's May, the month of "Yes, you may"
The time for every frivolous whim, proper or im-
It's wild, it's gay, depraved in every way
The birds and bees with all of their vast amorous past
Gaze at the human race aghast
The Lusty Month of May

Tra la, it's May, the lusty Month of May
That lovely month when everyone goes blissfully astray
Tra la, it's here, that shocking time of year
When tons of wicked little thoughts merrily appear

It's May, it's may, the month of great dismay
when all the world is brimming with fun, wholesome or un-
It's mad, it's gay, alive a lust display
Those dreary vows that everyone takes, everyone breaks
Everyone makes divine mistakes
The Lusty Month of May

Masterbate around the world!

Master lock on the door
Debate in the house.

Master, de bait is in de tackle box.

Do It Yourself!
Make yourself feel good.

Don't pass up the chance.

M@t

Cue M. Jackson’s “Beat it”...

Prove it!

How did you know?

Did/ Does it make any difference?

Master Master
Faster Faster

A Rabbi and foreskins...
After sixty years, a Rabbi decides to retire. Taking the box of foreskins he has collected over the years of doing circumcisions, he goes to a leather goods manufacturer and says to the man, "Can you do anything with these?"

The man says, "No problem, come back in two weeks."

After two weeks the rabbi returns to the shop, and is presented with a wallet. In total dismay, he says to the craftsman, "After sixty years, the best you can do is a wallet?"

The man replies, "Don't worry, just rub it a few times and it will grow into a suitcase."