Posted by:
Badassadam1
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Date: May 13, 2018 07:54PM
Jaxson Wrote:
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> Good afternoon. My name is Jaxson. I too am a
> wooden spoon survivor.
>
> Here ya go B.A.A., I found a t-shirt for ya -
>
https://www.spreadshirt.com/this+badass+survived+t> he+wooden+spoon+men-s+t-shirt-D1100071295?view=D1
>
> My mother would carry a wooden spoon in her purse
> for easy access when it came to beating us away
> from home.
>
> One Mother's Day when I was a kid I refused to
> sing, "Mother dear I love you so..." during the
> Primary program at church. For not doing so, I
> was beaten when I got home. From then on I just
> mouthed the words.
>
> My mother once told me that I turned out to be
> such a good person BECAUSE of the beatings she
> gave me. Ummmmm...I don't think so.
>
> I could go on and on.
Holy shit is that a real shirt?