I’m a little confused today, so perhaps someone could speak for our good boy Jeffrey R Holland. About that stay in the boat thing. Yeah, I liked that boat. But I distinctly remember having my boat blasted to smithereens and you throwing me not so much as an “go fuckyerself, ya scurvy sea dog!”.

And I’m glad that old hulk is providing a safe place for cute little baby fish to grow up and become food for bigger fish.

She was sunk by the truth. Wait, were you talking about your boat? Well, uh, those booms you been hearin’ ain’t thunderclouds.

I have no idea about Holland’s boat. But any excuse to bond with you deserves a comment—

“Go fuck yerself, Holland, ya filthy bilge rat. May yer ship down down to Davy Jones locker without so much as a fuck me, I’m done fer!”

I’d like to bash, but Lil Jeff doesn’t even deserve my contempt. Besides, I did end up with a firm and sure foundation upon if men would build, that when the rains and mighty tempests would beat - wait, what’s that smell? Is that? I’m standing in shit! Okay, who the fuck sold me this property!

Sounds like Shitty Creek to me.

IN ~ on boat thred ~

A boat of fuckheads headed for an iceburg that it already hit and are so oblivious to the fact that it is sinking with them on it while the apostles grab the money off of their drowned bodies. Man that got morbid quick.

I too used to like that boat. Then I notice her keel was broken, she leaked like a sieve, none of the bilge pumps worked, and the skipper had no clue. It was abandon ship or, like the boat,
"Sudden plunge in a sullen swell
Ten fathoms deep on the road to Hell"

Now, why is the rum gone?!

ookami Wrote:
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> I too used to like that boat. Then I notice her
> keel was broken, she leaked like a sieve, none of
> the bilge pumps worked, and the skipper had no
> clue. It was abandon ship or, like the boat,
> "Sudden plunge in a sullen swell
> Ten fathoms deep on the road to Hell"
>
> Now, why is the rum gone?!

The rum is always gone ;)

The Rum was used for washings and annointings in the early endowments.

And it came to pass that after the boat broke up, Jeffrey took some pieces and built a hot tub.
You wouldn't want to be getting in a hot tub with Jeffrey R. Holland would you?

Jeff’s new hot tub buddy: “Yes Jeffrey, Jello Pudding is supposed to taste like that.”

I think he meant "go down with the ship."

"Went to see the captain, strangest I could find ~

Laid my proposition down, laid it on the line ~

I won't slave for beggar's pay, likewise gold and jewels-

But I would slave to learn the way to sink your ship of fools" ~


https://youtu.be/6iZ49s7eH5g?t=2

Probably the same one described by this excerpt from an old joke:

"She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up, and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water. She had a bad crack in the back, and a pretty big hole in the front. Every time I used her that hole got bigger, and then she leaked like crazy…"