Seriously - if the guy gets to tune up his jets, the lady needs to be in control her her own reproductive system. Nobody else is going to do it for her. And she will have to deal with the consequences. Young women need education, and real choices. To me, there are few things more tragic in this world than an unwanted, unplanned-for child. I have seen too many of them, born 10 or 11 months apart to mothers who have no clue of how to care for them.
We used to refer to them as "throw-away" children. It was SO sad. I am deadly serious about this one. Any female of reproductive age needs affordable, confidential access to reliable contraception. I don't care if she is 12 or 42. They WILL try it.
I believe that preventing an unwanted birth is far better than abortion. CHOICES!! We have them now.
Lol.."tune up his jets"...I got flashbacks of scenes from Star Trek with Capt Kirk telling Scotty to put the thruster in warp drive." Anyway your point is well taken - you are absolutely right in my book.
The National Distillers Association forecast huge summer sales in alcoholic beverages. It was recently reported that Viagra pills are soon going to be manufactured in liquid form, and that Jack Daniels will market it. That means you can come home every night and pour yourself a stiff one.
Does viagra help members clean chapel toilets better? If not then there is no need for such a product as we just need to focus on things that build the kingdom and do not involve carnal pleasures.
>> Does viagra help members clean chapel toilets better?
Well, it gives the men a place to hang their toilet brush and wiping towel while they run the vacuum cleaner they brought from home.......Gee, I can just smell the stale doggy aroma coming from his vacuum......3 poodles and 1 pit bull smell wafting through the chapel.
Viagra is mainly used for couples who are beyond the child- bearing years. Therefore, there is no upside for the Church in these members having sex. In fact, frustration at home might be to the Church's advantage. Such frustration could be channeled into "seniors missions" and janitorial activities, etc.
I always thought that "Viagra" seemed like a book of mormon type name...e.g. "The plates were buried in the hill Viagra" or "King Viagra bowed before Ammon and his brethren." I think the cult should teach about the virtues of V because Viagra is something that Horney Joe Smith would have taken by the bottles. He would have been a Viagra junkie. He and Brigham would have thrown upper room temple Viagra parties. Joe would have named his first world "Planet Viagra" right next to Kolob. I agree w/ you OP.
By the way, how do you get a Twinkie pregnant? The answer is (drum roll) Throw the Twinkie in a box of ding dongs.
Mormons don't need no stinking Viagra. One of the super secret temple tokens promises "strength in the loins and in the sinews". That's why those old guys spend their retirement hanging around the temple - they are trying to soak up some of that loin strength so they can have one more romp.
Sadly, it works about as well as all the other temple mumbo jumbo.