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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: June 08, 2018 12:07PM
The last three Mormon "prophets" are...

The Tin Man - Nelson (If he only had a heart)
The Cowardly Lion - Monson (If he only had the nerve)
The Scarecrow - Hinckley (If he only had a brain)

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Posted by: Jonny the Smoke ( )
Date: June 08, 2018 12:19PM
Re: The last three Mormon "prophets" are...

The wicked witch of the west is a descendant of Brigham Young that dresses in drag.

The flying monkeys are the Quorum of the 12.

The Munchkins are the Stake and Ward leadership.

The poppies are the sacrament bread.

The yellow brick road leads to the Nauvoo mansion.

And....the man behind the curtain is Joseph Smith.

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: June 08, 2018 12:57PM
Re: The last three Mormon "prophets" are...

I love this!!! Here’s an alternative casting—

The Wickey Witch of the West, Utah Eagle Forum’s Gayle Ruzika

The Flying Monkeys, your local Leander’s

The Munchkins, my wards’ two primaries

The poppies, General Conference talks

The Yellow Brick Road leads to Temple Square

And the Man Behind the Curtain is ..... the dude playing Stan in the temple.

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Posted by: severedpuppetstrings ( )
Date: June 08, 2018 01:17PM
Re: The last three Mormon "prophets" are...

So would the Rudy Slippers be the garmets...?

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: June 08, 2018 01:20PM
Re: The last three Mormon "prophets" are...

The Ruby Slippers would be RfM, it’s right there all along to bring you safely home (your true wonderful self)

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Posted by: exminion ( )
Date: June 08, 2018 01:01PM
Re: The last three Mormon "prophets" are...

The water in the bucket represents Truth, which killed the witch.

The red shoes represent Love, including self-love. We had that power, all along, and we just didn't know it.

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: June 08, 2018 01:05PM
Re: The last three Mormon "prophets" are...

Beautiful! I think I’ll cast myself as Toto’s Boner.

Oh, and Glenda! Sandra Tanner :)



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/08/2018 01:06PM by BYU Boner.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: June 08, 2018 01:07PM
Re: The last three Mormon "prophets" are...

Toto's boner too? Sounds like bestiality Oz porn.

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: June 08, 2018 01:07PM
Re: The last three Mormon "prophets" are...

Yes, Toto too!

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Posted by: Jonny the Smoke ( )
Date: June 08, 2018 01:26PM
Re: The last three Mormon "prophets" are...

We're definitely not in Kansas any more!

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: June 08, 2018 01:34PM
Come on, BYOB, you're bigger than that!

And a +100 for water=RfM truth.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: June 08, 2018 01:08PM
Re: The last three Mormon "prophets" are...

Who is Dorothy in all this casting? Should I ask Weinstein?

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: June 08, 2018 01:10PM
Re: The last three Mormon "prophets" are...

Madame Pattrini, of course!

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: June 08, 2018 01:12PM
Re: The last three Mormon "prophets" are...

Of course. :)

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: June 08, 2018 01:16PM
Re: The last three Mormon "prophets" are...

Is there another classic movie we can cast? I’m asamed to say I’ve never seen The Godfather (hey, it’s rated R). Can you assist?

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: June 08, 2018 01:19PM
Re: The last three Mormon "prophets" are...

Monson did look like a member of The Adams Family...snap snap

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: June 08, 2018 01:21PM
Re: The last three Mormon "prophets" are...

Thing—Boyd reaching for my .....

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: June 08, 2018 01:32PM
Re: The last three Mormon "prophets" are...

Little factory?

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: June 08, 2018 03:30PM
Re: The last three Mormon "prophets" are...

Exactly, he had issues......

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: June 08, 2018 01:35PM
Re: The last three Mormon "prophets" are...

Mormons love Holland.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/hunterschwarz/things-mormon-bros-love?utm_term=.kh7ONABWD#.inqVkyBwR

Maybe he is The Wizard?

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Posted by: Shinehah ( )
Date: June 08, 2018 03:06PM
Re: The last three Mormon "prophets" are...

Is Holland really Deputy Dawg or is Deputy Dawg really Holland?

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Posted by: messygoop ( )
Date: June 08, 2018 05:29PM
Re: The last three Mormon "prophets" are...

Dead, annoying and irrelevant.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: June 08, 2018 06:53PM
Re: The last three Mormon "prophets" are...

Larry, Moe, and Curly...

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