Chicken N. Backpacks
Date: June 12, 2018 05:50PM
So, you have so many nieces and and nephews that when you get an announcement that one nephew is going to be "sealed for time and eternity at the Idaho Falls Temple, yadda yadda yadda..." (and you've never met the bride to be, but she has one of those made-up mormon names)--you're thinking "Isn't this nephew already married to a girl with the same name?"
Turns out (through some facebook sleuthing) that, no, it's a different girl with a similar made-up name, but the same nephew, so it's a second "sealing". The first wife turned out to be psycho and their little kid lives with dad, so I am soooooo tempted to find out if the first sealing was cancelled, or if it's going to be polygamy in the CK, with the kid sealed to the woman who he doesn't even consider his mom.
Sucks to be in a cult.
P.S. They're registered at amazon; pretty tacky for a second wedding if you ask me, but I can't go to the "wedding" anyway since I'm a bearded RfM heathen.