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Posted by: Zen ( )
Date: June 28, 2018 04:15PM

“Dirty soda” shops??

I’d never even heard of this until recently, now I’m suddenly aware of them here in Salt Lake. One of my co-workers goes to this place called Swigs and I’d never made the connection until this week.

There are quite a few soda shops around the valley. Way too much sugar for me, but I guess it’s fun to see these quirky little places.

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Posted by: Zen ( )
Date: June 28, 2018 04:15PM

OMG I’m sorry for the bad spelling

PHENOMENON

Ooops.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: June 28, 2018 04:28PM

The thought of adding a shot of syrup to already-sugared sodas sounds nauseating, but to each his own.

It's sad how Mormons never learn to enjoy bitter drinks until they leave the church.

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Posted by: sbg ( )
Date: June 28, 2018 05:17PM

I think I might be very ill if I tried drinking one of these. I can't even stand lemon in my tea. I want to taste tea.

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Posted by: rubi123 ( )
Date: June 28, 2018 06:40PM

Mormons can’t drink alcohol, tea, or coffee. Dirty soda is their approved vice. I think it’s entirely lame.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/28/2018 06:40PM by rubi123.

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Posted by: cl2notloggedin ( )
Date: June 28, 2018 07:13PM

They also have another place called Chugz. It is like rubi said--dirty soda is their approved vice.

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Posted by: Shinehah ( )
Date: June 28, 2018 09:12PM

What's next for Utah - Jell-O Bars?

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Posted by: MeM ( )
Date: June 29, 2018 12:02PM

"What's a girl like you with bare shoulders doing in a nice Jell-O Bar like this?"

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: June 28, 2018 09:31PM

I’d like a dirty ironport, shaken not stirred. The TBM’s loose Boner

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Posted by: jett ( )
Date: June 28, 2018 10:55PM

This message brought to you by Wilford Brimley.

I just realized Wilford is Mormon. My joke was in reference to his diabetus ads.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/28/2018 10:57PM by jett.

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Posted by: Thanos ( )
Date: June 29, 2018 10:32AM

Is this whole “dirty soda” concept and the “shots” supposed to be in reference to mixed alcoholic drinks, or adding shots of espresso or pumps of syrup to coffee at Starbucks?

Either way, it sounds pretty risqué for a company owned by Mormons, lol.

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Posted by: Jonny the Smoke ( )
Date: June 29, 2018 12:25PM

They advertise like a drug dealer for mormons....

"Try our dirty soda, you know you wanna" and " Have you had your Swig ('n sweets) today?"

Nothing like a bunch of mormons strung out on sugar to liven up the party!

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Posted by: jett ( )
Date: June 29, 2018 06:18PM

Next they'll be drinking Lean.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/29/2018 06:19PM by jett.

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Posted by: catnip ( )
Date: June 30, 2018 01:06AM

diabetics.

When I was in the hospital, the kitchen sent up a slice of chocolate cake with a huge strawberry on the side, (for my birthday) and just looking at it made me feel queasy. I felt bad for not even touching it. Any other time, it would have been gone in seconds.

I felt guilty for not hiding of it or figuring a way to dispose of it, but didn't even have the energy to flush it down the john, bit by bit. I deeply appreciated the gesture, but could NOT deal with the cake. I just felt too awful. I didn't want to seem unappreciative, but just could not face that cake.

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: June 30, 2018 01:15AM

"Shots" of flavored syrup in soda pop strikes me as a lame ripoff of putting shots in beer (boiler maker) or espresso in Starburnt coffee (caffeine). Brings to mind the daring "naughtiness" I felt as a child with candy cigarettes.

Or the overly sweet (and overly priced) flavored pseudo-coffee drinks you get at the failing Starburnt "cafes." Remember, "Friends don't let friends drink Starburnts!"

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