I think the Mormons are once again setting the bar pretty low. Ru Paul's Drag Race has more impressive structures. Tomb's and buildings are a piece of cake compared to getting your hair three feet high.
"Nine years later, in June of 1829, Joseph Smith Jr. gathered a small group of family and friends in these same woods and showed them the gold plates from which the Book of Mormon was translated. Each of the eight witnesses touched and examined the plates."
More truthfully, that last sentence should perhaps be modified thus: "NONE of the eight witnesses touched and examined the plates"