Posted by:
decultified
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Date: July 18, 2018 06:34PM
On occasion, when I need a good laugh, I'll turn on one of those end-time prophecy programs all over the Xtian TV stations. Found one last night and it didn't disappoint.
The guest was discussing Artificial Intelligence and soberly offered up the opinion that when the Singularity occurs and the robots awaken, demons will swoop in and possess them like 21st-century Gadarene swine and will then rampage throughout the land. That's right, we are going to see demon-possessed killer robots in the near future.
This same person also asserted that a U.S. general (unnamed, of course) told him that we had located and retrieved the DNA of… Gilgamesh! Yes, the U.S. military is in possession of the actual DNA of the historical Gilgamesh! Where is room for doubt? Man, the things you can learn from Xtian TV!
Fundie end-time bible babblers are loons.