Back in the 1800's washing and anointing was done in a tub, naked, with whiskey.

JUST EXACTLY THE WAY JESUS DID IT IN THE ORIGINAL CHURCH.



Yeah, right.

Now, come on -- you know darn well Jesus used water that he turned into wine.

:)

He's upgraded in these the last dispensation of days.

Mushrooms were probably left out of the description.

Joey, "The meeting starts at eight, bring all the essentials and I'm not talking about clothing or the BofM. I promise a VERY uplifting meeting, something out of this world. Oh, and new covenants will be part of it also."

Okay, you two! This is serious stuff. Hie, put aside your absolute certainty for just one minute. If we added Mrs. Hietokolob in the tub, would you be willing to give the washings, whiskey, and an anointing (or two or three) a try? I thought so, wanker!

Hell, I might even give it a try solo. Et tu, CnB?



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I dunno...I think I'd rather drink whiskey than wash with it :)

Not all whiskys are drinkable. Some are better just used for washing. :o)



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Truth be told, I can’t tell whiskey from Sotch. I’ve tried to drink it, yuck! Best to stick with a nice local craft beer. Jim Beam’s Boner.

My first visit to Scotland, 2002.
Sitting at the bar at St. Andrews golf club, after a very chilly, windy round. Won't tell you what I shot. We were wet from the rain, frozen from the cold (this was March), and worn out from fighting the wind.

There with two American friends, and a "local" (developer studio head from Dundee).

The local tells the bartender which Scotch to fill our glasses with. No, I can't remember the name (not an exported brand, something local).

Never in my life did anything taste so good, and so perfect to the moment.

:)

Okay, you convinced me. We’ll ditch the nakedness, tub, washings/annointings, and go straight to the Highlands for some private quality hooch. It’s kind of like how tea ALWAYS tastes better in England, Scotch must taste better up North.



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I'll bet Darren Steers could steer us to the best ones to try...

I assume they didn't ruin it with water or ice.

There are some very nice single malts available at Costco these days. I've fallen for Islay...almost nothing on the island but distilleries.

Cheers!

captainklutz Wrote:
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> There are some very nice single malts available at
> Costco these days.

There’s no fuckin’ way this is happening in Utah, Bro!

I guess add that to my list of reasons to never, ever, ever, move to Utah.

I'm native Californian...I guess I'm spoiled.

Me too, I grew up in LA many years ago, but if you came to .utah you could enjoy a 3.2 beer!

ziller can confirm this thred ~


ziller am in a tub, naked, with whiskey ~


brb ~ washing and anointing ~

There’s probably an APP that you could use to get assistance with the washings and annointings. Sure it will cost you, but it’s cheaper than tithing.