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Date: July 28, 2018 04:02PM
https://www.sltrib.com/religion/2018/07/27/mormon-feminists-urge-lds/>>Mormon feminists urge LDS authorities to remind local leaders that breastfeeding isn’t sexual
Note to "Mormon Feminists": I seriously doubt there are any LDS authorities, or local leaders who could discuss this subject without blushing...
Hmmm, I feel a song coming on... "Mammaries... From the corner of my eye..."
Apologies to Shummy for stealing his joke, but it was so good it deserved an encore...
>>The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has no written policy regarding breastfeeding in its buildings. Church spokesman Eric Hawkins declined to comment on the request for such a policy or the women’s push for a statement of support.
>>This campaign was spawned by a breastfeeding incident that Salisbury reported earlier this week on Exponent II’s blog, which has generated hundreds of comments and outrage.
>>An LDS stake president, who oversees a handful of congregations, refused a “temple recommend” for a woman who nursed her 18-month-old child in the foyer of a Mormon meetinghouse without covering up.
Bound to be some great one-liners in the Comments section...
John 724: "Better put up a Zion Curtain that is at least shoulder height."
Tuffasagong: "You should see the old brethren light up when they see an ankle!"
Again513: "They're still bragging about NEVER having seen their spouses naked. It's a good thing."
chantelcooke: "What if they breastfeed, but cover their porn shoulders?"
I'm doubtful about this next one, but it's a good story nevertheless...
SS: "I had a student who served a mission in Micronesia. One day he was teaching a woman who was breastfeeding her child. When the child finished, she whistled, and in ran a little piglet, who enthusiastically took over. Culture shock indeed."
And the winner is...
Salticid: "Was it Fast Sunday? What on earth was that woman doing feeding an infant when it should be devoutly starved to show its worth."
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/28/2018 04:03PM by SL Cabbie.