And Heavenly father, thank you for protecting my child when the school bus had that horrible accident last week. Never mind the two children who died in the accident, clearly they weren't as special and deserving of your magical protection as me and my child. Thank you for recognizing that.
Bless this land, thanks for our abundance, send moisture to the farmers, stop the forest fires...
(even though we have multiple 4 car garages, boats, jet skis, snow mobiles, four wheelers, heated drive ways, and make our undocumented gardener drive 60 miles to prune our bushes, and built our spread over the habitat of endangered wild life, and cut down rain forests in 3rd world countries for our wainscotting in our Mormon temples)
The whole oh thank you for helping me find my keys but not stopping the halocaust thing ugg does that bug me! And theres that cokeville miracles movie where everyones like oh God thank you for saving my kids but nevermind the kids who didn't get so lucky in other school violence!