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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: August 01, 2018 10:38PM

BYU Boner snuck across the border this afternoon and is in DA HOUSE!! Gonna have us some fun.

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Posted by: captainklutz nli ( )
Date: August 01, 2018 10:48PM

They let Boner into Canada??

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: August 01, 2018 11:00PM

No standards at all.

Keep the women out of the way and lock the refrigerator is all I can say.

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: August 02, 2018 01:04AM

Canada border dude gave him a hard time but let him in anyway.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: August 01, 2018 11:02PM

Tell the truth: did he hurt you when he hugged you?

I think we have the makings of a class action lawsuit!

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: August 01, 2018 11:41PM


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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: August 02, 2018 12:15AM

To keep Boner out of the US or out of Canada?

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: August 02, 2018 08:51AM

Both...

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Posted by: moremany-NLI ( )
Date: August 03, 2018 10:51PM

You can keep the boner out of U.S. but you can't keep US out of the boner.

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Posted by: Beth ( )
Date: August 02, 2018 12:04AM

I'm on my way.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: August 02, 2018 12:07AM

There goes the neighborhood.

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Posted by: captainklutz nli ( )
Date: August 02, 2018 12:42AM

Now Canada is going to have to build a wall.

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Posted by: logged off ( )
Date: August 02, 2018 01:09AM

Take him on an extended tour of beautiful downtown Raymond.

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: August 02, 2018 08:51AM

Probably will drive through THE GULAG TO THE SOUTH so we can flip the bird to it....and Cardston too.

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Posted by: summer ( )
Date: August 02, 2018 01:59AM

He will drink all of your beer if left unattended. ;o) Have fun, guys!

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Posted by: GregS ( )
Date: August 02, 2018 08:12AM

Is Boner as pure and delightsome in person as he is online?

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: August 02, 2018 08:52AM

More-so. Having us some good chats....road trip today.

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: August 02, 2018 09:23AM

Aww, wish I could join you wankers.
Have fun!

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: August 02, 2018 09:29AM

We are....Scotch Eggs and ale at my favorite British style pub.

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Posted by: sbg ( )
Date: August 02, 2018 09:40AM

This has all the hallmarks of an international incident.

HAVE FUN!!!!

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: August 02, 2018 09:45AM

I expect drones overhead in due time! lol

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Posted by: GregS ( )
Date: August 02, 2018 09:55AM

Has anybody here actually heard from the Boner himself?

Boner, blink twice if you need help...with that fine British ale.

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: August 02, 2018 10:56AM

Alright wankers! The Boner is alive and breathing in sweet Canadian air. Dammit, Ron, you told me that was air freshener! Yeah, I know it’s legal, but seriously, Duuuuuuude! The dog’s eyes are watering!

More to come!

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Posted by: GregS ( )
Date: August 02, 2018 11:01AM

I'm good now that I've had my daily Boner fix. I was getting a little twitchy.

Glad that you are enjoying Canada and the company.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/02/2018 11:02AM by GregS.

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: August 03, 2018 08:57AM

Day 3...Boner still sleepeth....would make a lousy farmer....doesn't automatically wake up at 5:45 AM....lol

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Posted by: babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: August 03, 2018 09:07AM

Relax, he doesn’t really have a seer stone in his pocket.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: August 03, 2018 01:05PM

LOL!

Joe Smith didn't have balls but rocks which helped him get off and off the farm.

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Posted by: captainklutz ( )
Date: August 03, 2018 01:56PM

Is that a Seer Stone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: August 04, 2018 12:21AM

Poor Boner is a thousand miles from a concert hall! He may need a dose of somethin' highfalutin to tide himself over until he gets back to the erudite Moridore. If he's getting agitated, humming tunes you don't recognize, griping about advertising jingles, or trying to grab phantom radio stations and satellite frequencies with his bare hands,give him a measured dose of aural art. I have an operatic piece I saved from my college music depreciation class:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNoy9Z5tilc

This antidote, carefully dosed and administered, can save our beloved Boner's brains.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: August 04, 2018 12:22AM

Who tucks who in?

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: August 04, 2018 08:36AM

My dog, Dusty!! LOLOL

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: August 04, 2018 04:40PM

Took The Boner down to see my church today.It being Waterton Lakes National Park. The forest fire smoke cleared enough for it to reveal it's stunning magnificence.Da Bone was surely impressed.

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: August 04, 2018 05:23PM

Impresssed more by your friendship, Bro. And yes, wow, it WAS something to behold! Bro-hugs, dude!

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Posted by: Hockeyrat ( )
Date: August 05, 2018 02:38PM

Drones are already in place; you just can’t see them. Who’s paying for them, the American or the Canadian government?
That’s what happens when you give the border guards a “ hard time”

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