FKAM .... formerly known as mormon.

I'm a FBAM -formerly born as mormon.

I guess I’m an old FUCK (former unwavering convert kid).



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/20/2018 07:10PM by BYU Boner.

The best name yet.

I'm a Wayward of Highborn Ancestry Troublemaker and A Formerly Under the Covenant Kid.

Maybe I should lend them the "new name" they gave me. Maybe a long-term lease for the Church of Timothy.

Oops...I revealed it...what will Stan do?

Snowball,
I told my SIL that her husband would have to call her by her earthly name just to get her attention when she told me that she forgot her name that was given to her in the temple. "Sara, Sara, Sara, ABAGAIL!" I told her she would turn her head at that and then have to listen to the lecture of "Abagail was your earthly name. You were to leave it behind and never make me say it again."

NWAF - from the musical "Now we are f***ing"

Like

We represent A Small Sect From Utah:


ASSFU


Pronunciation of the acronym will need to be managed carefully.

Oh come on 3X, finish it ...

A Small Sect From Utah Controlling Kids

:D

JAC

Just a Cult

JACOFF

Just a cult of freaking fools

I guess I'm one proud MotheR FoKaM - Member of THE Religion Formerly known as Mormon. Its time for me to go out and convert all my neighbors and friends. I've been thinking about a good pitch to make and here it is.


Hi, I'm a MotheR FoKaM. Would you like to learn how you can be a MotheR FoKaM too?

Tears of joy flood my eyes as I think about the prospects of getting them all assimilated :)

Maybe an old FUCK and a MotheR FoKaM could be ministering partners!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/22/2018 06:34PM by BYU Boner.

I vote to call it "miss-tering" because it basically licensed Mormons to miss giving anyone a ring.