"This is The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, a community where we’re all trying to be a little bit better, a little bit kinder, a little more helpful—because that’s what Jesus taught."

From the welcome page at mormon.org. Doesn't sound like the LDS Church I've experienced. The truth:

"This is The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, a community where we're all trying to be a little more self-righteous, a little bit more judgmental, a little more condemning-because that is what our modern scriptures teach us."

Ha ha. Why is it that it's the truth that is always so funny?

You forgot: "And we want your money."
Otherwise, perfect :)

“This is The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, a community where we're all trying to be a little more self-deluded, a little bit more sex-obsessed, a little more condemning-because that is what our cult leaders teach us.”

Mormonism: Pay First, Get Saved Later, maybe!

Probably not. I have heard GAs say that most active members won't make the CK.

There are no brakes on this crazy train.