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Posted by: Alan Robinson ( )
Date: September 08, 2018 09:37AM

If it wasn't for Joe Joe Smith and his word of wisdom I wouldn't have my current beautiful wife.

Absolutely 100 percent true story.

There I am on a plane out of work out of money out of church out of marriage and out of Australia and thinking that I will hate women Forever -or at least a month or two-

Then I see an angle whoops angel of a flight attendant. Now remember I've taken a vow of celibacy so my thoughts are semi pure for a good three minutes.

But then she comes to me and goes Hmmmm Coffee Tea or Me.

Now not wanting to disobey God I had no choice but to take the third option.

That was years ago.

Did I feel bad that she was 20 years younger?

Hang on here in Oz it's late and I am in bed. I'll ask her :)

She told me to go to sleep 'you old goat'

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Posted by: Kathleen ( )
Date: September 08, 2018 09:56AM

That’s one of the best how-I-met-my-wife stories that I’ve heard! :D

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Posted by: lisadee ( )
Date: September 08, 2018 08:35PM

kathleen Wrote:
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> That’s one of the best how-I-met-my-wife stories
> that I’ve heard! :D


Amen! I second this motion.

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Posted by: onendagus ( )
Date: September 08, 2018 10:53AM

Hey, there is a coffee shop in Vegas called just that: Coffee, Tea or Me. Next time you are here, you should definitely go. Oh and congratulation, great story!

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Posted by: Alan Robinson ( )
Date: September 08, 2018 06:50PM

He. But the only 'Me' that I get now is after taking a little blue pill and when she gets revelation.

For the later I pray often. -If only God answered prayers-

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Posted by: babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: September 08, 2018 10:58AM

“In the name of cheese and rice, amen.”

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: September 08, 2018 12:36PM

Thank God you didn’t break the Word of Wisdom!

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: September 10, 2018 03:48PM

Dang, I always wanted some cute flight attendant to use that line on me, but none ever did.
Lucky you :)

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