and he starts walking right past St. Peter through the pearly gates. St Peter stops him and says,
"Hey, where do you think you're going, and who are you?"

"Why, I'm Thomas S Monson, the president of the Lord's only true church on earth, and I'm going to the Celestial Kingdom, of course!"

St Peter starts flipping through pages in his book,
"Churches...churches...Monson...Monson...Nope, I don't see you in here."

Monson is starting to get a little impatient. "I know I'm in there somewhere, keep looking..."

St Peter is still flipping through pages, ".....religions...religions...

.....

.....

.....Ah hah!...There you are!
You're under Real Estate."

I Knew if I tried to tell it I'd screw it up!!

I thought it was funny.

+100

Monson going to Heaven?

Give me a break...

SL Cabbie Wrote:
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> Monson going to Heaven?
>
> Give me a break...

"And now, Mr Monson, we'd just like to take a moment to show you the eternal prize you WOULD have won, had you not been a Mormon!

"As for where you ARE going, may we suggest something fairly loose-fitting? Gonna be rather hot there!"

I dunno, I thought the idea of Mon$on going to heaven was humorous in and of itself.