Posted by:
Misfit
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Date: June 13, 2011 12:01AM
and he starts walking right past St. Peter through the pearly gates. St Peter stops him and says,
"Hey, where do you think you're going, and who are you?"
"Why, I'm Thomas S Monson, the president of the Lord's only true church on earth, and I'm going to the Celestial Kingdom, of course!"
St Peter starts flipping through pages in his book,
"Churches...churches...Monson...Monson...Nope, I don't see you in here."
Monson is starting to get a little impatient. "I know I'm in there somewhere, keep looking..."
St Peter is still flipping through pages, ".....religions...religions...
.....
.....
.....Ah hah!...There you are!
You're under Real Estate."