LDS Inc slogan: The Lonely Morons (using Eleanor Rigby's theme).

"Selling fake Eternity at 10%!"

..."Doing the Lord's Work at Newly Reduced Rates!!"

"Pay Your Tithing!"

“The Fullness of the Gospel*”

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Love this. They always have their fingers crossed behind their back, don't they?

Also, "Your results may vary."

Mind your own business.

Really

In Brigham's day that was the church slogan.

Yes, in the days of secret plural marriage and Danites, the
"Mormon Creed" was "Mind Your Own Business."

https://scholarsarchive.byu.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=2493&context=byusq

will go down."

“Keeping our children safe from sex”

Follow the Prophet

We Are the Chosen

Or simply OBEY!

..."Hey man, can I bum a ten spot?...God Bless!"

Rubber meets road.

The more you know, the more you wished you didn't know.

Our toilets don't smell.

Actually the SA borrowed the slogan from John Wesley.

Atheists: We Don’t Do Shit.

Be Best

We've got the solutions...for all of our own made-up problems.

Didn't know that you would be eternally separated from your family and loved ones? That's a problem that we made up. But, lucky for you, we also made up a solution...and it will only cost you 10% of your gross earnings for your entire life.

I met a guy once who was a return missionary who kept a business calling card as an elder that read something like, "Buy your eternal life insurance here."

"Now Welcoming Dark Skinned People"

this could be argued - but they wouldn't want that:

Doing the Most Harm.

The most obvious one of all!

PAY PRAY and OBEY!