Date: September 30, 2018 12:26AM
...and walked and walked."
Remember that cheerful little song?
Yeah, right, I'm sure they sang all the way to Utah...
More likely, they were not happy campers. More likely, they complained as they walked and walked and walked...
"But I'm tiiiired! I wanna go back hoooome! I liked it there better. I miss the cat. Why'd we have to leave, anyway?"
"Shssh, honey, I've already told you a hundred times. The prophet had certain needs, on account of his great libido, and that made some people angry and now heavenly father wants us to walk 2,000 miles through bad weather to show him that we love him."
"But whyyyyy? Why did the prophet have a great bedildo, anywaaay?"
"Hush, you'll startle the rattlesnake. It's libido, not bedildo."