Now that the word "Mormon" became a no-no, maybe they should also rename their favorite book.


How about:


* "The Book of Jews Cursed with a Dark Skin"



or



* "The Book of Fifty Shades of Skin Curse"



It would describe much more accurately the story told in its pages.


Most importantly, they would avoid the M word altogether.

The Book of Ether.

The Book of Unnamed Woman who edited and expanded Mormon's compilation

“Alfred E. Newman Beheads The Librarian.”

Very Grim Fairy Tales?

Fifty Shades of Dark Skin?

History of Ancient America Loosely Based on Nothing?

Another testament of Joe & Company

"The Book of Contradictions"

-At one point it says that you should have one wife, but then the early Mormons (yeah, I said it) practiced polygamy. And it seemed to be more about sex for a good number of them, rather than following Horny Joe's so-called revelation.

-Stating that the so-called gospel is for all nations, tongues and people, but Africans and people of African descent were excluded up until maybe the 1970's.

The Book of Mahonri Moriancumer: Another Testament of Joseph Smith

^ Like :o)

The Book of Wooden Submarines and Stone Boxes





The Book of Color-Changing Jews

^ I like that one.

How about "Jews in wooden submarines in search of the holy land"?

A History of Racism in The New World: Inspired stories and sermons derived from a special New World Rock.

Chloroform in Print

Joseph Smith's Hallucinations

A testament of how effective upstate New York mushrooms can be when eaten in the woods.

"The book that I've never really read."

Not a real good name, but still the truth after all these years.

“The Great War between The United States And Great Britain.”

The Book of Utah.

The Book of Flying Golden Plates


(Since they flew up to heaven after "translation".)

I love that. Like Monty Python's Flying Circus.

Here we go:
We Be Anachronisms and Sh!t:
A Working Manual

The Book of Everything Mormons don't Believe.

The Book of Undocumented Babelian Refugees (a.k.a. Jaredites)

The Book of Joseph's Myth.

The Book of Put this S*** down and Run Now. By: Never Look Back!!!

The Book Written in Reformed Egyptian by Native American Jews

DuraBook

The instant campfire starter that burns well.

Book of Mesoamerican Saints

The Book of Limited Geography and Non-Existent History

The Book of Former Lamanites

This anesthetic collection of Disney-like war memes should henceforth be known as The Book of EliasChi.

Thank you all for a good laugh on a trying Monday.
How about "Fraud And Deception Vol.I" (a crash course in ever changing fantasy and plagiarism).
Volumes 2-3 are needed to finish the course. Cost is 10% of income for life.

This (BoM) collection of Disney-like mythical wars and tales of wooden U-boats should henceforth be known as the Book of EliasChi.

Whatever title you decide on, be sure it's published by Marvel Comics.

This (BoM) collection of Disney-like mythical wars and tales of wooden U-boats should now be known as the Book of EliasChi forevermore.

The Book of Stupid

Chiasmas. A beginner's guide.

And It Came To Pass

There's a meme on Facebook I saw with the Book of Mormon and it says "Another testament that Satan won" under the title.



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Listen to the MORmON PRofit on this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Stas_fZo_Qw

"The testament of Jesus Smith"

"the testament of another Jesus"

Another testament of Jesus as a fictional character

Stupid Lump Of Plagarism.

SLOP for short.

I have liked the Zimbabwe mission FB page because my TBM friend's son is on his mission there and I want to see pictures of him when I can...

Today they have shared several articles from conference about the name change of the choir and why the name change is important because it is Christ's church...all shared from the website: mormonnewsroom.org

Made me laugh! They'll have to change that website name!

The FB page is called Zimbabwe Mormon Newsroom ...guess they'll have to change that too!!.

An example of plagerism to be studied by students.

At least some new chapter headings:


“Bifocals for Zoram”

“Korihor: Horses in Ancient America”

“King Lamoni And The Nose-blind Queen”

kathleen Wrote:
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> “King Lamoni And The Nose-blind Queen”

Loud laughter from me here at work with that one!

The Book formerly known as Mormon

Ramses Wrote:
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> The Book formerly known as Mormon

.....but STILL known as utter GARBAGE and self serving racist BS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV1NYP60274

The Book of Multilingual, Multitasking Native American Goldsmiths/Prophets/Beheaders/Submarine-builders/Synagogue-goers

The Golden Plates by I.P.Standing

New meaning for the First Vision Story I sold - Smith saw a brilliant light "shower" down upon him.

I mentioned it elsewhere, but "Book of Prophets" sounds awesome and is just vague enough to work.

The Book of FAKE Prophets sounds good to me :)

The Book of Boredom.

Joseph Smith's View of View of the Hebrews...

LOL! Joseph Smith's remote viewing of Spaulding's View of the Hebrews and Early Wars.



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A Tapir’s Tale

The Book of Human Chameleons


(White people turning brown after sinning, then back to white after repenting, then back to brown after screwing up again etc etc.)

The Book of Nonsense.
- a narrative of the Jewish origins of the Native American peoples, their history and their religion.

The Book of Nonesense.

I like "The Book of He Who Shall Not Be Named"

The Book of Hebrews Changing Colors in The New World

The Book of Bunkum: the holy bible of the Lately Dazed Aints


known in France as:


Le Livre du Merde

It has been called, "The Golden Bible" a lot.

How about "How to lose friends and bore people"

And feel superior doing it?

The Book of the Name that Offends Jesus and Pleases the Devil


(According to the "prophet" last Sunday.)