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Posted by: Pooped ( )
Date: October 12, 2018 03:47PM

I like: The Book of XXXXX (mumbled under the breath of missionaries).

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: October 12, 2018 04:51PM

I vote for "Book of Bullshit."

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Posted by: koriwhore ( )
Date: October 12, 2018 05:29PM

The Book of Victory for Satan!

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: October 12, 2018 05:37PM

Please open "And it Came to Pass" to 1st Nephi, chapter three ...


"And it Came to Pass" is the perfect name!

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Posted by: captainklutz nli ( )
Date: October 13, 2018 03:45AM

Wouldn't "And it came to pass" make the BoM a kidney stone?

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Posted by: Wally Prince ( )
Date: October 13, 2018 08:16AM

Pure flatulence, bean spirits, cheese fumes, vapors of vapidity...

As in..."please open your Book of Gas to the Book of Ether.... Now let us read together...'whereupon it did come to pass...as gas is wont to do'."

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Posted by: Nightingale ( )
Date: October 18, 2018 12:51AM

Some stones get stuck. Then it hurts even more like hell and strong measures are needed. Hmmm. Could apply.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: October 12, 2018 05:46PM

I like this one.

The Book of Joseph Smith: A 19th Century historical text
https://wheatandtares.org/2011/06/30/whats-in-a-name-or-why-is-the-book-of-mormon-called-the-book-of-mormon/

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Posted by: Sure Sign of the NAIL ( )
Date: October 25, 2018 09:30PM

Though it would be better spelled...

The Book of Joseph's Myth

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Posted by: babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: October 27, 2018 09:31PM

The Book of Rigdon

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Posted by: Josephina ( )
Date: October 12, 2018 08:09PM

Book of Nephi? There were plenty of Nephi's in the book to justify it.

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Posted by: koriwhore ( )
Date: October 12, 2018 08:10PM

Joseph's
Myth
The MORmON
Cuckold Bull



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/12/2018 08:11PM by koriwhore.

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Posted by: nli ( )
Date: October 12, 2018 10:24PM

You don't get it (you obviously don't have the "spirit") ...

It's only satanic when you use the word to describe the church or its members. It is perfectly OK to refer to the ancient prophet Mormon by his name, and the book that he wrote.

Please don't be so critical.

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Posted by: koriwhore ( )
Date: October 12, 2018 10:33PM

nli Wrote:
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> You don't get it (you obviously don't have the
> "spirit") ...
>
> It's only satanic when you use the word to
> describe the church or its members. It is
> perfectly OK to refer to the ancient prophet
> Mormon by his name, and the book that he wrote.
>
> Please don't be so critical.

Are you serious?
A troll?
If Lil' Tommy Monson was 'inspired' to spend the widow's mite on the "I'm a Mormon" campaign
how the hell can Rusty the Clown PRofit be inspired to say that the "MORmON" label is now a victory for Satan?
So he's saying his predecessor ran up the score for Team Satan?
Now he's going to even it up a bit?
Somehow that doesn't seem as much like "Inspiration from God" as it is a third doomed "PR Campaign" to attract attention to the MORmONs to make them seem less "Peculiar" but a slick rebranding campaign doesn't change the fact they sing the praises of a pedophile and publish and distribute the most racist book in all of scripture, all around the world with the world's biggest army of Doomsday CULT of Joseph's Myth brainwashers.
I know. I was one of them.
But nobody ever breathed a word of Joseph's sexual abuse and predation of his followers wives and teenage children. Instead they lied to me and 5 generations before me and two after me.
Thank goodness for the internet, now the truth can come out about the dirty deeds of the abusive sex CULT of Joseph's Myth, and it is. And survivors are winning millions, thanks to those of us who have the courage to speak up when everybody else is telling us to STFU and be polite.
Fuck that.

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Posted by: Nightingale ( )
Date: October 18, 2018 12:53AM

Not a troll. Rather, humour. Irony. Take your pick.

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Posted by: babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: October 13, 2018 01:06AM

“Please don't be so critical”

You’re right, there’s nothing wrong with historical names. As long as you recognize that Mormon is just as historical as Han Solo. It’s just our bad luck that they couldn’t find a wookiee to lead the church.

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Posted by: Pooped ( )
Date: October 18, 2018 12:41AM

You don't get it. The only reason members of tscc were called Mormons instead of saints was because they based their religion on the BofM. That is still the reason they are called Mormons. If you want to stop being referred to as Mormon you gotta change the reason for being called by that name. Geesh. Mormons don't even know their own history.

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Posted by: Nightingale ( )
Date: October 18, 2018 12:54AM

No man knows my history.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: October 18, 2018 01:21PM

What about a woman?

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: October 25, 2018 05:24PM

Women would learn to what length Joseph Smith would go for them...

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Posted by: hatmagic ( )
Date: October 26, 2018 11:51AM

Just to be clear, Oaks wearing a "Mormon helping hands" vest while visiting N. Carolina, that's Satanic right??

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Posted by: ipo ( )
Date: October 12, 2018 10:53PM

or, as I've seen somebody suggest

Testament of Another Jesus Christ

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Posted by: Wally Prince ( )
Date: October 13, 2018 12:32AM

I have a feeling that there are many redactions in the future for that special "keystone" book.

Eventually it will become a pamphlet.

First to go: all references to "Mormon"

Next: all references to people being cursed with dark skin

Then: all references to Lamanites. They will just become "the bad guys"

Subsequently: the scripture condemning polygamy.

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Posted by: Ramses ( )
Date: October 13, 2018 04:48AM

The Book formerly know as Mormon - Another Testament of Chloroform

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Posted by: Pooped ( )
Date: October 18, 2018 12:45AM

Or maybe "Another Testament of Fiction/Fable/Fantasy?"

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Posted by: mikemitchell ( )
Date: October 13, 2018 08:40AM

Tales from the hat.

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Posted by: Kathleen ( )
Date: October 13, 2018 09:10AM

^^^ yes, that !!!

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Posted by: Pooped ( )
Date: October 18, 2018 12:46AM

OOOOH! That's a really good one!

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: October 18, 2018 01:25PM

The Christ in The Hat by Doctored Bible

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Posted by: Pooped ( )
Date: October 18, 2018 03:14PM

With cartoon illustrations?

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: October 18, 2018 01:23PM

Amerijesus kicks ass and takes names

How to Curse Righteously

The Book of Mericamormon

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Posted by: Hedning ( )
Date: October 18, 2018 03:08PM


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Posted by: tig ( )
Date: October 18, 2018 05:31PM

The book of He who shall not be named: another testament of even Jesus H. Christ!

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Posted by: Jimbo ( )
Date: October 18, 2018 09:25PM

Goodly Book

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: October 22, 2018 12:15PM

The Book of More Goo

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Posted by: Organized Chaos ( )
Date: October 18, 2018 09:38PM

How about "How to Start Your Own Religion" Volume 1 of a plagiarized hodge podge of a mess

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Posted by: notmonotloggedin ( )
Date: October 22, 2018 02:01PM


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Posted by: pollythinks ( )
Date: October 23, 2018 08:29PM

Posted by: koriwhore, reg, Any suggestions on a new name for the BoM if Mormon is now a Satanic word?

Joseph's
Myth
The MORmON
Cuckold Bull
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It seems to me the presentation of 'MoRmOn' (which appears to mean mentally deficient--which most Mormon's are not), would be more appropriately stated as being 'naive'--which most Mormons appear to be (IMO).

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Posted by: SusieQ#1 ( )
Date: October 23, 2018 08:42PM

I'm been partial to: "Joseph's Myth" -- Don't recall who coined that, originally, but it's still the best, in my view.

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Posted by: ellenbee ( )
Date: October 23, 2018 11:06PM

Smith's Myths
Talking Out of My Hat
The Book of Boredom
Peep Tales
TUC (That Utah Cult) Everlasting - or more apropos, Everchanging

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Posted by: smirkorama ( )
Date: October 24, 2018 03:35PM

THE funny thing for THE (MORmON) church is that THE /their Book of MORmON says that everything good leads to Christ while anything that does NOT lead to Christ is of the Devil, then The Book of MORmON has become THE source for a nick name that did nto lead to Christ, so by the Book of MORmON, the Book of MORmON turned out to be of the devil in that regard.

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Posted by: Kathleen ( )
Date: October 25, 2018 07:18PM

“The Grim Book of Fairy Tales.”

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Posted by: Elothem ( )
Date: October 25, 2018 09:34PM

The Book Of It Came To Pass

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Posted by: Kristy ( )
Date: October 25, 2018 09:54PM

Well Pooped, how about Book of Poop in your honor

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Posted by: snowball ( )
Date: October 26, 2018 11:33AM

I Nephi

You know, kind of like i-phone, i-Mac...that was successful after all.

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Posted by: Fascinated in the Midwest ( )
Date: October 26, 2018 11:47AM

Together, Elder Berry and Sure Sign of the NAIL have it nailed it:

The Book of Joseph Smith...

to be pronounced by those of us here and those partly in-partly out as "The Book of Joseph's Myth"

Perfect! I bet the Old Geezers in SLC won't even think of the alternate pronunciation.

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Posted by: Rubicon ( )
Date: October 26, 2018 04:31PM

If I was the prophet. I would rename the Book of Mormon to The Ancient American Testament of Christ.

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Posted by: Rubicon ( )
Date: October 26, 2018 04:38PM

I like these though:

Chloroform in Print

The Book of Dumb Dumb Dumb (As seen on South Park)

Golden Showers of Fiction

An Effective Sleep Aid (Can't sleep? Read it!)

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Posted by: moremany ( )
Date: October 26, 2018 05:36PM

BS - Book of Satan
That's where it leads

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Posted by: Wally Prince ( )
Date: October 27, 2018 01:02AM

as there are Mormons. There's a "Land of Moron" and a "King Moron".

And the beauty of it is that it's really close to sounding like "Mormon". Nelson's edict only applies to "Mormon," so "Moron" should be just fine.

You don't have to make big changes in official websites, publications, press releases, etc. Just do a quick "find and change" editing operation that only requires the deletion of one letter.

"Meet the Mormons" --> "Meet the Morons"

"mormon.org" --> "moron.org"

"Mormon Helping Hands" --> "Moron Helping Hands"

Standard missionary greetings:

"Hi, we're Mormon missionaries" --> "Hi, we're Moron missionaries."

What could be easier?

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Posted by: babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: October 27, 2018 09:35PM

I’m waiting for the “I’m a Moron” campaign.

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