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Posted by: strangite ( )
Date: January 17, 2019 08:25PM
Ask your mission president if he masturbates

Listen, and respond with empathy.

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Posted by: Fell out ( )
Date: January 17, 2019 08:26PM
Re: Ask your mission president if he masturbates

Mines dead
Paul Dunn... he turned out to be a jerk off

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Posted by: Mother Who Knows ( )
Date: January 19, 2019 04:52AM
Re: Ask your mission president if he masturbates

I wonder why no one has ever done that? You have just as much right to ask him, as he has to ask you.

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Posted by: anonyXmo ( )
Date: January 19, 2019 09:14AM
Re: Ask your mission president if he masturbates

And then make him prove it in front of the whole quorum like Louis CK

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Posted by: 3X ( )
Date: January 19, 2019 09:52AM
Re: Ask your mission president if he masturbates

Mental masturbation would be a common behavior at all levels of the mormon hierarchy.

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Posted by: DaveinTX ( )
Date: January 19, 2019 03:06PM
Re: Ask your mission president if he masturbates

Of course he does. The MP wife does it for him...…..

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Posted by: jay ( )
Date: January 19, 2019 05:01PM
Re: Ask your mission president if he masturbates

you might end up with a date . . .

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Posted by: chipace ( )
Date: January 19, 2019 05:17PM
Re: Ask your mission president if he masturbates

How much longer until the profit decides to change this policy? It can't be good for business. I suspect that every year they modify the interview guidelines to make it easier. How's that for the pure, unchanging gospel of JC.

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