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Posted by: BeenThereDunnThatExMo ( )
Date: January 20, 2019 02:20PM

...standing outside the dungeon-prison of Peter & Paul who were held captive there for doing the same.

Both are being nominated for an Oscar Award as Best Actors in a Supporting Role in a Fantasy...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAcOubokkWE

Shove it Bednar...LOSERS!!!

Or so it seems to me...

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Posted by: Topper ( )
Date: January 20, 2019 02:35PM

Bednar never once moved his arms, or even his fingers. What kind of drug is he on?

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: January 20, 2019 03:02PM

Bednar's brain is so obsessed with his own self importance that there aren't enough neurons left to power his appendages. His wife is complaining about that as well I understand. :)

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Posted by: smirkorama ( )
Date: January 20, 2019 10:38PM

Topper Wrote:
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> Bednar never once moved his arms, or even his
> fingers. What kind of drug is he on?

(pernicious) EGO

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Posted by: smirkorama ( )
Date: January 21, 2019 02:26AM

.....truly MORmON ASSpostHOLES....

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: January 20, 2019 02:59PM

Self-aggrandizement. As Mormons, they have attempted to disguise their pompous arrogance with a "mantel" of humility. But no doubt about it---Bednar's "slip is showing*."

*Happy to explain that to the younger generation if necessary.

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Posted by: Rubicon ( )
Date: January 20, 2019 07:48PM

Haha! I don't think they will ever have a St. Bednar basilica in Rome but we will let him dream on. Having lived in Rome this is even more funny to watch. What will the crazy Americans do next?

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Posted by: smirkorama ( )
Date: January 20, 2019 10:43PM

Rubicon Wrote:
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> Haha! I don't think they will ever have a St.
> Bednar basilica in Rome but we will let him dream
> on. Having lived in Rome this is even more funny
> to watch. What will the crazy Americans do next?


IF MORmONISM somehow, miraculously, rebounds from the implosion that it is currently undergoing, someday it MIGHT amount to a pimple on the ass of formal traditional Christianity, a NON Christian pimple that is.

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Posted by: Shummy ( )
Date: January 20, 2019 08:19PM

How long can one subsist on canned baloney I wonder.

Peter would be apaulled.

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Posted by: Wally Prince ( )
Date: January 20, 2019 10:58PM

I thought Bednar was a funny name. Rasband is even funnier. They sound like made-up names.

Anyway, that's neither here nor there. Well, actually, it's there in Rome...or was when they made that video.

So that's how you milk the sweet GA gig. Get an all-expense paid trip to Rome with your family. Record a 2-minute video "bearing your testimony" in Rome to justify the trip and then go eat some gelato and take in the sights.

Sign me up. I think "Apostle Prince" sounds better than Apostle Rasband (pronounce "razz band"? or more like "rat's band"?).

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: January 21, 2019 09:00PM

wrong post position.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/21/2019 09:01PM by Lot's Wife.

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Posted by: Birdman ( )
Date: January 21, 2019 01:04AM

I think it's a shame that they didn't get the full experience. I think standing outside of the prison is not the full experience. They should of been locked up for a few years and then executed. They seem to like to bask in the glory without paying the price of admission.

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Posted by: exminion ( )
Date: January 21, 2019 01:33AM

LOL.

These arrogant fools expressed their "humility" at least thrice.

They aggrandize each other, as well as themselves, as when one introduced the other as someone "whom I admire and respect". The promotions and advertising never stop.

Too bad The Lord didn't stop the wind from ruining the sound...or where was all that hot air coming from, exactly?

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Posted by: Wally Prince ( )
Date: January 21, 2019 02:09AM

People would get t-shirts that said something like: "My parents went to Tahiti on vacation...and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!"

This video by Bedbug and Ratbum seems to be the same concept on a larger scale. It's like all of the ordinary tithepaying members would be justified in labeling the video like this: "Our leaders got an all-expense-paid vacation in Rome...and all we got was this lousy 2-minute video of them standing somewhere in Rome patting each other on the back!"

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 21, 2019 11:52AM


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Posted by: Anziano Young ( )
Date: January 21, 2019 02:29PM

Wow, you can almost see Bednar implode when Rasband puts his arm around him. It's almost like he's thinking, "Whoa! Same-sex behavior alert! Same-sex behavior alert! Glad I have the good doctor on speed dial so I can confess as soon as we're done making this stupid video." How awkward.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 21, 2019 02:40PM

I laughed out loud when I saw that. Brethren in their Jesus love.

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Posted by: Heartless ( )
Date: January 21, 2019 06:00PM

Bet they never even knew about this place until their handlers showed them.

Plus...when they said many believe it was the place....shouldn't they know?

Lastly. ...wiuld they do the same on the streets of Jerusalem?

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Posted by: Zeezromp ( )
Date: January 21, 2019 06:13PM

More like s couple of tourists that have drunk too much (Kool aid in this case) and doing a comedy sketch. lol

How ridiculous.

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Posted by: angela ( )
Date: January 21, 2019 08:32PM

puke

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Posted by: Afraid of Mormons ( )
Date: January 21, 2019 08:32PM

Actually, Bednar didn't show up for this. He was busy shopping with his wive on the Via Veneto. What we saw was a dummy, and Rasmussen was working the controls in the back. They superimposed Bednar's talking head into the film. Good call. The dummy's lack of movement gave it away.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: January 21, 2019 09:01PM

Between 0:12 and about 0:20, Bednar says it was "more than 2,000 years" ago that Peter & Paul were imprisoned there. He clearly doesn't even know when Jesus lived and died.

It's a good thing for him that testimonies don't have to be factually accurate.

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Posted by: messygoop ( )
Date: January 21, 2019 09:08PM

After being judged for 2 years on my grooming and appearance as a full time missionary, Bednar is a absolute wreck in that wrinkled suit jacket. It actually pissed me off to a so-called apostle looking shabby. And don't get me started on the full suit, "I am eating a second dessert" Rasband. He needs a larger suit or he's going to bust out his buttons. And both have crooked neckties! No wonder the church is doing poorly. No leadership at the top!

And Bednar should be doing pushups (like we used to do at zone conferences) for NOT smiling. Even the Toxic Avenger looks happier than Bednar.

Sorry that my rage kicked in.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/21/2019 09:09PM by messygoop.

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Posted by: Wally Prince ( )
Date: January 21, 2019 09:38PM

"Pay attention to our instructions. Ignore our actions and behavior."

and

"Do what we say, not what we do."

and

"It is not your place to criticize the Lord's anointed, so shut up and pay your tithing."

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Posted by: messygoop ( )
Date: January 21, 2019 09:56PM

He really looks like a reptile or he is hooked on opioids.

He looks terrible.

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Posted by: babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: January 21, 2019 11:03PM

They should go all the way and get crucified upside down.

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Posted by: heartbroken ( )
Date: January 22, 2019 01:25AM

Hahahaha!!!!

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Posted by: Leaving ( )
Date: January 22, 2019 03:11AM

What is Rasband looking at while Bednar is talking?

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: January 22, 2019 10:22AM

The Luigi's Pasticceria on the corner.

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Posted by: Bamboozled ( )
Date: January 22, 2019 10:15AM

What is it about these guys as they move up the Mo corporate latter that their eyes become black and dead - like shark eyes? Ever notice it?

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Posted by: BrightAqua ( )
Date: January 22, 2019 04:49PM


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Posted by: Leaving ( )
Date: January 22, 2019 05:21PM

Yep. That video is about as unprofessional as it gets, and Bednar and Rasband both look like it's their first time in front of a camera. Yet the brainwashed TBMs just fill the comments with adoration for the "awesome" message. Nope. It was dry, devoid of feeling, and condescending.

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Posted by: GQ Cannonball ( )
Date: January 22, 2019 05:11PM

man that was a painful video shoot. So awkward. The way rasband was moving his lips (reading along while bednar started things), I’m guessing this was the 20th or 30th take. They barely see it to the finish line.

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Posted by: KidTwist ( )
Date: January 22, 2019 05:11PM

These two look so in love. Where are they registered?

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Posted by: Slimy ( )
Date: January 22, 2019 05:15PM

Who's the bottom?

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Posted by: pettigrew ( )
Date: January 23, 2019 09:07AM

Within a few weeks nobody outside of tourist Mormons will care about the LDS temple.

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