Posted by:
CrispingPin
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Date: January 25, 2019 12:25PM
Here are the steps that led me away from the only true and living church on the face of the earth.
1) I was offended. I allowed a simple thoughtless (or perhaps misunderstood) word or action to be a roadblock on my path to eternal life in the Celestial Kingdom.
2) Next, I realized how much time, effort, dedication, and money is required to live the Lord’s plan of happiness on this earth. I had to admit to myself that I was too lazy to follow the gospel path.
3) Then, I wanted to sin. I saw my friends who didn’t obey the Word of Wisdom, some of whom had a slightly relaxed attitude towards chastity, and they seemed very happy. I desired worldly pleasures more than the treasures of heaven.
4) I then needed a way to justify my new lifestyle to myself and others, so I searched for the very worst that the internet had to offer. I allowed the fact that Brother Joseph had a few minor imperfections to convince myself that he wasn’t a true prophet of God. I found a few insignificant facts about history and doctrine that could be twisted into evidence against the church.
5) Finally, I opened my heart to Satan, the father of lies, and invited him to be my master.
Either that, or I realized it was all a huge pile of bullshit.