to smite thee with a mighty smite-y stick, rather than to permit thee to be smitten with a mitten, plush and padded, for the mighty smite-y stick, can be wielded by any d*ck on whom the Lord hath bestowed the keys of righting by smiting.
(I'm pretty sure that passage is from somewhere in the Bible, the Book of Mormon or Doctrine and Covenants.)
So, anyway, get your mighty smite-y stick today, while supplies last. As the prophet has urged: "Let's go Shopping! And then let's go smiting!"
oh gawd. I've never seen anything less interesting unless it's other YouTube things from the church and it's members. I notice that it was posted in 2014, so it's nearly 5 years and there's only 3 comments.
Even if I were a still-active member, this asshole would have just made me nuts.